nixy

would probably do the same as you would if a stunning man fancied you!

do you remember prisoner cell block H Stew?

yep, i've got 3 keys. 2 normal and one valet key. Can't believe they would say ANY car only came with one key!

Are you not appreciating this thread................. Where's Cara and Bronzee when you need em?

congrats!

anyone for a bit of Denzel?

Had to drive down to the local top security prison last night to drop something off my son had forgotten to take in on his night shift. Got home tonight to be informed by him that one of the big butch prison officers said to him "I'd do your mum". Just as I was wondering whether that was flattering or not the punchline came.............................................................the big butch prison officer was ............................................................................................................................................. A WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just my luck!

double

yes, do you?

go on cara your turn..........

You think that's bad? I once flew to Turkey from Humberside with Onur Air. It was during a fuel shortage (2000?) and we had to fly to manchester first to refuel. They didn't bother giving the safety demo just to 'pop' to manchester, the turkish stewardesses handed round paper cups and poured water in from big bottles, the captain was just separated by a curtain and while it was being refuelled he was sat smoking in the cockpit! In fact unbelievably you could smoke in one half of the plane!

Less of the self portraits please guys and more like this:

I dare you!

wrong wrong wrong - apart from: 3,5,9,14,16(I hate kebabs), 17, 26(me drink a pint, I dont' think so!), 32

well when your parents force you to move to siberia everything else pales into insignificance................

I have too! Now I better go and find some more!