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Day 6 Yesterday was so unbelievably hot it felt like there was no oxygen in the air. Larked about in the pool most of the afternoon (unheard of for me....) The gin ran out so after the beers we moved on to a seriously dodgy looking spanish vodka that dad had lurking in the cellar. It was in a large container that you would usually find turps or cooking oil in........anyway, it did the trick! The most vigorous thing i managed all day was battling with a fly swat and a mosquito at about 1am........ Oh and true to form, markie is burnt again today............. Got up this morning and ..........................its drizzling!!!!!!

Day 5: Still boiling (34 in the shade yesterday) Too hot for sunbeds Discovered Demi Peche as a g&t alternative drink while sat outside watching a Jazz band last night. Not burnt as I always use factor 15 (can't say the same for somebody else tho.........ouch!)

Day 4: Still boiling Still on sunbeds May need to leave the house today as the gin and tonic is running out..............

Tim, don't know if i am going to this yet but just an idea - maybe change the title to say that its near York/Hull/Leeds as we have a few members in that area now who may be interested but haven't read the post.

Just popped in to get out of the sun for a few mins and find the whole thread degenerated into smut as per the usual suspects........... Oh and Beavis - markie says now you are 'out' he will take you for a weekend to blackpool and a night out at the 'flying handbag club' Don't forget your hotpants!

South West, Midi Pyrenees. My parents have lived there 7 years. Getting a holiday for a £35 return flight makes it even better!

If you look at the two little white blobs in this pic - they are the sunbeds me and markie will be on as from wednesday evening - try not to be too jealous............ And if it gets too warm can have a quick dip in here: god help my poor parents.....

you come to my town and spot everyone except me! I bet the 55 was Kev.

Thats the funniest yet!

God i hope so too - and nobody would flame you for that - it does look bad!

I have 6 figures on one line in the middle and it was done officially so is legit - however, two of those are number ones which saves a lot of space. 5 should be absolutely fine!

I won't even mention the S word this time............... Oh and Martin you stalker!

yes you're both right, neat is nothing added but 1:1 is half cleaner half water. Hope you get it sorted Mark - what does it look like not so close up? Is it all four wheels?

oh crap! I have used it neat loads of times on my standard non rays alloys with no problem! Nowadays i keep a good layer of wax on and just use water and shampoo. Can't believe that has happened! That's what you get when you buy cheap wheels mark! Sorry couldn't resist...........

Put it this way, if he doesn't we'll make something up a lot worse anyway!

Just tell us - we won't laugh.............

well you could have been a gay hairdresser?............. Put your claws away or I might give you a short back and sides with my welding torch hahaha, ok! sounds painful...........

well you could have been a gay hairdresser?.............

I'll have yours after you've finished in there with your sheep...........

I just looked at that and thought, how does having a different colour on his steering wheel and handbrake stop him from driving???? I never noticed the obvious the first time i looked......... Can dark haired people have 'blonde' moments?

I'm sorry Miss Pattison....I bow to your devine knowledge...may my foolish attempts to outwit your highness be forgiven I knew you'd see the light!

I'm waiting Mark.................

consider yourself on the list

I'm a country girl - there are SHEEP FARMERS everywhere! And mark if i have to slap you anymore you will have no face left!