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or a voucher

i thought you mean shoe size 10! ah well 6.5 seems sensible then - i retract my numpty comment!

Ace pics!

How can you buy a size 6.5 to fit a size 10!! To be fair they are some size feet for a girl! Is she about 6 foot tall?

a nice farmer gave me a ride home on his tractor once!

put weight on her feet? Actually we could be wrong...........maybe she is BIG FOOT!

Wish i had a tractor at the moment!

you bloody weirdos!

you numpty! Get her some thicker socks!

yep. I am excellent at parking in the same old places - fly backwards into my garage with millimetres to spare each side BUT anywhere i haven't parked before? Useless! I admit it!

What an excellent idea! I have no problem with being given a space 3 foot wider than one for a guy - i'm all for not looking a gift horse in the mouth! yes i'm quite crap at parking too

I think I earned it after 13 years of slavery...............

Best of luck Al - I also have one to sell..............i'm thinking new wheels when i get rid of mine!

glad its gone to a good home Ross. All the best.

I was just about to message you Tarmac! Shame about xmas - mine came and went in its usual boring non eventful way too (thank god). I wish you both so much luck for tomorrow and like i said before - rather the zipper than the john hurt moment! Give Mrs Tarmac my best best best wishes and please let us know the SECOND baby Tarmac is out! (well maybe not THE second..........but soon as you can)

Happy birthday Jason!

Never realised it was your old car Sarnie! How did i miss that one!

Nice one! A fab xmas for you then!

they'll all be buying sofa's on buy now pay when you're a hundred............

stan you are so RANDOM since you got the Iphone! Are you trying tobe the new king of ............................................

frustrating! You'll get it sorted though.

i enjoyed it but then i usually do, its good entertainment and should be taken as such.

i'm in bed! Will just go downstairs and send him to bed!

forza 3 is booming up through the floorboards and into my bedroom at this very minute..............

what happened to them....................