Hmmm, this product reminds me of a story from my childhood.....
As a kid, on holiday in Greece, I was snorkling in the clear shallow water off the coast. I came across a sea sponge, lying on a rock on the sea bed. Excited, I dived for it and brought it to the surface. "Dad, dad! A sea-sponge!" I shouted at the beach, proud as can be of my maritime harvest. However, as I held the sea sponge aloft in the Aegean sunlight, it snapped in two, revealing to my absolute horror that it was in fact a human turd covered in sand...................