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Servicing is every 9000 miles or 12 months and at main dealer prices averages out at around £250. Running costs are dependant upon how you drive, but you should get about 9-15000 miles from a set of tyres which depending upon the brand you purchase will cost between £400-700 a set.

Hi and from just down the coast

I've got one i'm not using. PM me if you're interested.

Good write-up. I'm still undecided whether to get one though when I replace mine next year

Are they a performance centre? Not all dealerships will be getting one. Dan Perkins in Slough wont be, they offered me a place at their Mill Hill branch which is a performance centre. Same its NW London, its miles away from me Not sure Chris. It's the same place I bought my 350 from when new.

I would take the garage up on their offer and get rid of them asap

What a huge disapointment

Echos of the original Italian Job

Rory

Mine uses about 0.5 of a litre every 1000 miles. It's done this from new and hasn't got any worse or any better. When I spoke to Nissan about it they said that upto 1 litre per 1000 was acceptable.

Yes your current settings are wrong. According to the chart you should be running 0.5mm of toe in each side.

Mine is both Gunmetal and has Rays

Still haven't seen one in the flesh yet. I'm waiting for my useless local stealer to send an invitation

I would do it if the oil coming out is particularly old or crappy, otherwise wouldn't bother.

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Rob

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