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A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue. Doctor: "What happened?" Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp." Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start Swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is a sleep." Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn. Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!" Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps?"

1/ martinmac if I have to walk there. 2/ SunGodRA - need to confirm, might be in Mexico then 3/ Muddy (sat) 4/ Scott 5/ ATTAK Z 6/ MadMarky 7/ Patman 8/ Greekman -if i dont forget about it until then lol 9/ Smudge (if life gets better and I get a job by then) 10/ Chris`I (TBC) 11/ Harman350z 12/ Shire (sunday) 13/ M13KYF (sat) 14/ Lincolnbaggie 15/ DontPanic (Dave - Probably Sat & Sunday morning) 16/ Gibby 17/ Ian.Lewkowicz 18/ Chesterfield 19/ Nurrish (hopefully one of the days) 20/ Jak (TBC) 21/ Caroline 22/ Quicksilver 23/ Andy v v c 24/ Envy Valeting, the van, the shop, the family, the lot 25/ Ikarus (TBC) 26/ MattyR 27/ JakTheRuby 28/ Just Nidge74 29/ Steve Burns 30/ Paul Wrangle 31/ John Peek 32/ hitman 13 & Di, daughter and hubbie 33/ ben and dee stapley (saturday and sunday) 34/ rik 35/ infiniti 36/JK240 (Sunday) 37 madmarco and maria (Sat - Sun) 38/Cheshire 300zx (Sat - Sun) 39/AlexHXC (Alex) TBC 40/Adam Black TBC 41/MCMLXXXV (Sascha) 42/Richiep (and Kerry) - Sat - Sun 43/ Rob Gaskin 44. BG VinZ 45. xstric9x/Nixy Tbc 46/ choptop TBC 47/ Artztogo sat-sun 48/ Zogg 49/ Un1eash 50/ saz and maybe a friend (in the Shitroen) 51/ CLB Valeting 2+ trade stand

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It seems like Heskey did it to him. God knows why they take that lumbering oaf.

which may well bring us on to the tale of the constipated mathematician

the old uns are still the best

you have a title to defend. Car of the show last year, you can't go on holiday!

a space will be reserved for us so let's have a good turnout.

The owners of FRP Automotive have agreed to attend with samples of their projects and to answer your questions. FRP Car Body Shells & Panels

Happy Birthday.

Not only that Martin but the future of the event as well. As a former traffic cop I can assure you that mud sticks and if you get a bad reputation it stays for many years, the event being ruined by endless persecution. I would add that the Chief Constable of Wales is well known for his sympathetic attitude towards motorists Well done to the committee for taking immediate action.

1. Picture yourself lying on your stomach on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream. 2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water. 3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air. 4. No one knows your secret place. 5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world. 6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity. 7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater...... There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.

http://www.curborough.co.uk/introtosprinting.htm This link has been posted on www.zclub.net by Zboke with the same title. If anyone is interested after reading the link please contact him or perhaps just go on the day.

When I was farming it soon became apparent that the childhood dream of owning a Lamborghini supercar would never be achieved and so we bought a Lamborghini tractor. 16 forward and 16 reverse gears, we had the fastest tractor in the village!

round here baps come in pairs and you carress them

When my eldest had his prom he wanted to go in my 260Z but the insurance wouldn't let him so I drove the car to the end of the venues drive, went home in his car and let him drive up to the building, other way round at the end of the evening. He was so chuffed.

all Nissans are allowed in providing they pay.

I have a couple of classic cars and the insurance on them is reasonably cheap and I don't get NCB on those poicies. I have a commercial van with full NCB and my 350 with full NCB. I use 3 different companies and each is fully aware of the other vehicles. I also have a 'restored' police car which I use for charity work, this is not old enough to be a classic and therefore needs full insurance which because of the nature of the vehicle is hard to find. I have found a company which will 'mirror' my full NCB from the Z onto my police car policy on the assumption that I can only drive one car at a time. It works out the same price as an 'ordinary' car of the same class but with my full NCB. (I hope this is understandable).

over on 300zx-club member funkyboogalooo has his own carbon wrapping business www.funkycarbon.co.uk you could go over there and talk to him or try the email addy.

I'll be there about 11am Friday

sky arts 1 virgin 284 I know some of you weren't even born when I saw this but it was the most technically advanced concert of its day. Superb show from a great bunch of musicians. If you're not on a promise watch this!

Is anyone on this forum with room in their car for one travelling from Gt Yarmouth area. A member on z club has been let down with a lift and has no other transport.

no wurriz mate, nice to know someones got their eyes open.