And the answer is - You get your house egged.
If not, then, yeah, do as Tarmac says and go to a party someplace else. As I am doing, and taking my car there with me. At least my mates' house isn't on the outskirts of an estate full of hoodrats!
I told some kids that were far too old to be trick or treating to bugger off, later that night they egged my Lambo
Chased them like a demented person for about 2 miles