Ebized

off is hard-on then

Anytime really mate - I will meet you at Chester services first anyway , then I suppose Bala and well if anyone just wants to pop over -grab yer cakes if you want them - feel free - The smell in your car wil be like 'home from home' for you I guess but good on you doing this - thanks

Different line of coffee & biscuits then? - bringing some tasters Great news you are coming to Wales - reckon your order books will be filling up

.....cue Sarnie

I'm supposed to wash it Dave Obligatory mate - some consession may be allowed if it were to rain but as it is not going to do that, nice and shiney please

THIS COMES COURTESY OF AN UNKNOWN WOMAN Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion: 'If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds' Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. 'How long will this take?' I asked. 'They will grow larger over a period of years,' my husband replies. I stopped. 'Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?' Without missing a beat he says 'Worked for your arse, didn't it?' He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.

Go into 'edit your profile ' and in the sig box add your pic in the normal way as posting pics on the main site. Easy if you have a photobucket a/c where there is also the facility to edit your pics to meet the required 500 x 100 pixels size. I also edited my sig using Microsoft photo editor - very easy. Hope this helps

Does this mean the punto is no more

Great news was looking forward to seeing how your ZED performs in Wales. Drop a pm to Beavis, we were expolring an option for you getting the job done elsewhere BTW, love the deliberate typo

ESR to the rescue?

Wonder who was the prick that designed it

Phew, that's a relief - when I saw your post on this thread I thought we were going to get........................guys, what's a danish pastry, does it have pork or fish in it? :lol:

Has Tilly changed or sprayed her her car then - she hasn't updated her Avatar if that the case

You guys crack me up - 1500 miles and replace all the tyres! Fine if you've got money to burn. Anyway these are RE050s not RE040s and in my own experience a superior tyre. Price looks ok-ish, garry. I'd only bother upgrading if you're minted like Martin and then I'd go for something top end like Michelin Pilot Sports. +1 Amazing how the anti-stones brigade are like jumping jack flash (gives my age away) when it comes to tyre opinion

Nice job looking there (the aerial will attract comment - even I have relented and got a stubbie)

BBQ We would be up for the BBQ decisions, decisions, but do we change accommodation now (but quite like the sound of the Manse having bagged the Isle of Skye room) We could do a drive over for the food and pop

Must get something for that wind Mike

Shiney rust - nice

Are you a real Scotsman - first one I've heard who likes to spend his money

The directions and a full tank of petrol would help to. all day long

madman says it all

You would be the first then

On my list for September But the road to Glenshee (off the B8063) - my map says its a single track road?

I was sad enough to check it out - Evans Halshaw Group - have a number of ZED's for sale the lowest price being £15,591 - will no doubt use the excuse the printers left out the word "FROM" The one at the £15,591 price is obviously a 2006 import (no image) but the burgundy/red description made me check it further - heck I know prices have dropped but a UK 56 plate at that price was a bit