Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room at Cork Hospital.
The Doctor looked at Paddy and said, "Let's be aving da fingers and I'll see what oi can do".
Paddy said, "Oi haven't got da fingers".
"Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin Jesus, it's 2008!
We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put dem back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?!?!
Paddy said, "How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up!!!!
PC DISCLAIMER: The situation described could have occured in any country - it simply sounds best in orish.