Well it came back from the MOT fine, so there is at least one things going my way!
Think I've decided to bring forward the body shop work I had planned for the new year and put off the service for a few months. Chargespeed rear and nismo v1spoiler coming my way. The front end needed a respray regardless, stone chips and a rust bubble spoiling the view. I was tempted to get a polisher and attempt a smart fix myself as it would be a good learning ground but think I'd just like to get it sorted and not worry about it anymore.
99% sure I'm not being targeted, I just live in a quiet street behind a strip of shops/pubs and the roads quite dark, there are only houses on one side and a trees on the other, so it attracts a lot of lurkers and drunks. I spend all my money cars and whiskey, not women.