I used to work in a Hotel, in the year and a half i worked there my car (not a zed) was like it had been parked in Beirut, same too with my girlfriend of the time who also worked there!
When i was there i had a call from one of the accounts ladies that she had just watched a woman try to reverse into a parking space and had hit my girlfriends car. I went down to watch the cctv footage and it was quite comical, two oldish dears, one got out to "guide" her in to the space but all she managed to do was guide her onto the rear corner of my girlfriends car, the driver got out, they rubbed the scuff a bit, exchanged some words and still parked next to it! I blocked them in with my car and awaited the call. Reception phoned to say i was blocking someone in, i went down, greeted them and was sorry i had blocked them in etc, opened my door and just as i was about to get in, i said, at what point were you going to tell me you had reversed into my girlfriends car, the reply, we didnt know it was your girlfriends like it was ok, lol, they then tried to deny it saying it was already like it and then they got quite angry when i said it had been recorded on cctv with comments like, thats what bumpers are for and what do you expect us to do about it!!