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Does it not damage the paintwork at all? Do you have to remove it after a certain time?

Can someone please explain the point of wrapping to me because I just don't get it at the moment? I can sort of see the point for chrome etc effects but other than that why is it done? I especially don't get the carbon fibre look because I really don't like the effect that it gives. Is there some advantage to wrapping i.e. you can remove it and the paintwork is preserved intact and in its original colour? Is it a lot cheaper than a re-spray?

Please can I have some clues? I will PM you Rhod

I will be on hand at Moreton if anyone needs parking services. I do insist on a quick spin around the block to make sure its all working ok first That's a deal then! Look out for me driving into the car park looking panic stricken at the thought of having to come to a standstill won't you?

Oooh, it's getting difficult now I have no idea at all on number 7 or number 10

Hm, I think someone (most likely Mr TwoBears) will have to park my Zed for me every single time. I am close to developing a phobia about denting the beautiful Mr Zedley Maybe I should book myself some hypnotherapy or something?!!!!

Sorry to deflect the attention from BBK's woes but can I please make a big confession ... I can't actually park my Zed If you could all just laugh and point at me now rather than when we get to Wales it would be appreciated

And 4 minutes chatting about Zeds

Thank you

Why do some people's names show up in colour instead of black on the user list at the bottom? Is is mods and traders that get prettier colours maybe? Also, I never log off when I am in a 'going on the Zed forum' phase so I guess that my name is on there permanently unless we have a power outage and the mac switches off? Or does your name only show up if you are actively browsing the forum?

Valid point No offence SMD I promise to take a better look if you send the one with your clothes on. That way I'll recognise you in Wales

I was thinking of buying a pair of binoculars. Or maybe a telescope...they can bring very small objects into view can't they?

p.s. I can't see "much" in that photo you sent. Were you standing miles away from the 'mirror'?

"I'm off to sell an old telly I have and 'accidentally' take the pic naked reflected in the screen, watch this space Thanks for the advance warning SMD. I will stay off eBay for a while

"If you say something and a woman doesn't hear it, are you still wrong?" I'll take that question. The answer is, "Yes, you are most definitely still wrong" Glad we've got that one sorted.

I'd like to meet Nigella Lawson and so would my husband, although he's probably not looking for cooking advice to be perfectly honest It would also be brilliant to have spoken to the late John Thaw

I got 'em all right Please excuse my happy dance. I am just revelling in my new found cleverness. I bet I never get another one right again but, for now, I am feeling smug

I am very sad to hear this news. I didn't know Mark but he must have been a lovely chap. My thoughts are with his wife and family x

"I'm sure there will plenty of cleaning products available for Mr Twobears" What, for him to clean Mr Zedley with or for me to clean Mr Twobears himself?!!!! He is normally quite clean, unlike me who is wearing a lovely 'Eau de Horse Wee' perfume at the moment

Thank you in advance to anyone who helps me clean Mr Zedley in Wales

I think I have them all. Will PM you to check

This is what happens

"Good job he isn't a ladder salesman" Nice one SMD