twobears

Stop picking on me you lot When I asked how we were going to identify each other I didn't mean that I wanted a Rogues' Gallery Sadly, I appear to be so camera shy (either that or the lenses keep breaking ) that I can't find a photo to post. Well that's my excuse and I am sticking to it. I'll leave it to you supermodel types to pose

Thanks smudgeon The nightlife is probably better than it is here since there are only 6 houses in the entire hamlet

Is anyone from Weybridge or nearby? I am keen to know what it is like as a place to live/work/shop etc. Thanks to anyone who can help

Two Bears is still thinking about the photo thing I will ask Mr Two Bears if he has a photo of both of us on his 'phone when he gets home tonight. I am looking forward to meeting Jayne and having a chat

Thanks Humpy. I will bring some BBQ sauce to go with Will's hat, just in case

Thanks for the reassurance JetSet. I am sure there will be plenty of ladies to chat to really. I was just starting to feel a bit nervous but I have given myself a stern talking to and I feel better now

I am too shy to post a photo Just imagine me as a Nora Battyesque figure and we'll all get on fine Except for the lovely Miss Niki and Natalie(?) it has only just sunk in how overwhelmingly male the weekend will be. I hope some of you chaps are friendly

"I recommend just saying hi to random people" Thanks Will but I'm really not that kinda gal

How do we recognise each other? I don't know anyone in person and no-one knows me so I was thinking of applying an Arnold Rimmer-like Z to my forehead

Congratulations to you both

o-d, I agree that coming to Malaysia to learn Welsh is probably going a little too far in every sense of the word, but if you ever decide to come to East Yorkshire do please pop in and teach me the rudiments of the language Have fun in Malaysia and I hope you and your Zed are re-united soon

That's true ioneabee Trouble is, I normally achieve my aim by falling over something in public so yes, daughter is certainly embarrassed but I don't come out of it too well either

I thought you might be Welsh, given your name Can you learn before the meet?

SMD, I don't think you'll get close enough to him to say 'Hello' if you are still wearing your mankini

Ooops, I may have 'accidentally' hurt your feelings there

I am willig to pay a lot of money not to see the mankini in action

My car is unmodified (hope I don't get marked down for that?) and has a very suspect roof and, since I will be arriving from East Yorkshire via Swansea and Ludlow, a clean car will be a thing of the past by the time I reach the Moreton I'm afraid I am hoping to make friends with some lovely club members in possession of copious amounts of cleaning products though

I'm always willing to print personalised T-shirts, caps, or anything else you can think of at a very reasonable cost Slightly (well much) less eager to go topless. Sorry SMD If it is really, really sunny I may relent ... ... and put Zedley's roof down for a while.

Calendar shot? I think Will is planning on going topless if the weather is ok

Thank you

The place in my painting is 'Byrllsyg' which looks deceptively simple until I try to say it

Thank you very much I'm in the workshop now but when I go back into the house I will post the name and see if you can give me any clues

Yes, it is one of my favourite places too. I have been going there since I was a small child when I used to have a little clinker built dinghy to row around the harbour in. It has changed in some ways but, in others, remains exactly the same. Shame the harbourmaster's cottage is no longer a working cottage but the views across the bay are wonderful.

And I speak English so I have no real need to smack you do I? Unless I just decide that I want to

Different approach to me then. At least I am trying. I may not be succeeding mind you ... I have a couple of paintings that I bought in Wales last year. One is of Borth-Y-Gest, a place I know well and can pronounce but the other place is impossible for me to say and the gallery owner couldn't say it either. Can I send you the name and ask for a phonetic breakdown please as I would love to know how to say it?