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Was it Jim Jeffreys who said 30% of women are on medication for mental illness, the other 70% are walking around untreated Not my opinion btw

Not a one liner........ Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks down in astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast always falls butter-down. So he rushes round to the presbytery to fetch Father Flanagan. He tells the priest that a miracle has occurred in his kitchen. But he won't say what it is, so he asks Fr. Flanagan to come and see it with his own eyes. He leads Fr.Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he sees on the floor. "Well," says the priest, "it's pretty obvious. Someone has dropped some buttered toast on the floor and then, for some reason, they flipped it over so that the butter was on top." "No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that!" exclaimed Murphy Fr. Flanagan said, "Oh my Lord, dropped toast never falls with the butter side up. It's a mir….wait... it's not for me to say it's a miracle. I'll have to report this matter to the Bishop and he'll have to deal with it. He'll send some people round; to interview you, take photos, etc." A thorough investigation is conducted, not only by the archdiocese but by scientists sent over from the Curia in Rome. No expense is spared. There is great excitement in the town as everyone knows that a miracle will bring in much need tourism revenue. Then, after 8 long weeks and with great fanfare, the Bishop announces the final ruling. "It is certain that some kind of an extraordinary event took place in Murphy's kitchen, quite outside the natural laws of the universe. Yet the Holy See must be very cautious before ruling a miracle. All other explanations must be ruled out. Unfortunately, in this case, it has been declared 'No Miracle' because they think that Murphy may have buttered the toast on the wrong side!"

Be prepared for a really uncomfortable operation. It's over before you know it though and then, hopefully crystal clear vision.

if grundy went down this route I would be so happy. Do it Matt!!!!!!

different for sure.

But due to their accountants, they won't find that out until July. That's what we're there for!

wheel thieves

Pretty sure it was, some young dude was driving. Not much use but I know you was looking for it like.

Oooo errr Matron! also the name of catweazle`s toad, not a lot of people remember that...lol I dont! Do remember button moon though. miss that so much.

Oooo errr Matron!

I was thinking the same!

Does he get the reference though?

good spot are they r35 rims?

I was thrilled to drive a clapped out capri 1.6 at 19, with no heating and utter bag of crap.

Was aimed at OP, blood.

Boss.

More money than sense

Out of range.

Boss.

It really bothers you that much that I have got my zed at such a young age ? Don't see what you are trying to achieve really? When I said I was getting a zed I was getting told left right and centre that it would never happen, insurance would never be affordable. Too young etc. Im proving that it is possible and its not something you see everyday, I am probably the youngest owner after all. Dont loose sleep over it 'mate', hope it does not bother you too much that I am only 19. Dude, it's just banter - chill- we CAN be friends.

I like that one.

You Norfolk lot will have to let me know if my Mrs waves at ya now she owns my Zed.

Winning, dont forget to put your age in your signature, it's worth letting people know how young you are. Just kidding, not that funny really. Well done on the purchase.

Why the sad faces? Also pop a welcome on board message up