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oooooh yes! that sounds like a good idea - I don't normally get jokes, I still wee a little when I tell people this one: What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit ....An egg

A GREAT ANSWER A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, He floored it to 100mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M1, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 120mph,then 130mph then 140mph Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." The old man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back." "Have a good day, Sir", said the policeman .

hmmmmm I was considering doing escorting....

omfg

I am so sorry to hear that I guess now if you have a real good idea of what you want to do and have a few years of knowledge behind you then go for it! I am sure there are courses you can do, or maybe even like an apprenticeship/earn-as-you-learn scheme

I am excited to show mum these photos, we are considering claying our Kuro zed when it starts to get a little warmer so this is a good indication of the results - thanks ever so much for this

Hehe, and the price of fuel to run the thing too! ....I am aiming for a GTR in 10 years when they are cheaper, but then I'll just be making up the money I saved on the car when fuel is £3 a litre I love TVR though.....but yes...I agree with James, known for their 'wild horse' qualities

For Mothers Day dinner yesterday we busted out some old xmas pudding and crackers - very bizarrrre, but this was my favourite joke. What Do You Call A Chicken In A Shell-Suit? An Egg LOVE IT! I kept laughing for ages

LUSH - I like this alot

thankooo! yeh its April 7th, I should have done it earlier but my money was a little sparse - i am sure it was someone on here selling them, realllly nice ones!!!

Its mum's birthday soon and she saw a thread on here not long back where someone was selling really nice brushed metal 350z keyrings, around £10 I think and now the day is looming I am freaking out as I can't find the link to it!

massive chuffing fail

AWWWW!!!! I cried when my Polo went and I dewipered the back so she couldn't wave

yknow what I mean....drop it down into a tunnel

love it!!! yeh my mum takes the Z to competitions as well

haha! my mum and brother are part of Ferryfield Archers in Maidstone I use to do it but i gave up when I had my horse etc.

I think if I had a turbo I'd be dangerous

ooooh didnt see that it was an auto - I wanna hear those lovely gear changes - its just the problem of tax costs twice as much, also parts and servicing will cost more on it and stuff

this is so so so so tempting http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p and £635 a year fully comp on Admiral

I think Mum has all 4 of our cars on admiral - it seems to be a good deal for us

HAHA! well I was always considering the girlfriend option, but I don't think I would get much out of it so roll on selling the Punto and getting my hands on something nicer 300zx or silvia, silvias are ALOT more and ALOT more to insure, and I really like the fairlady, can get a '98 one with about 80k for 3k - 3.0 v6 Targa is what I like I know this is a 350z forum, so I shall ssssh about the other possibility

haha! men don't like me - that won't happen for sometime NVM! I would like that or a silvia - nom nom nom - I love the old japanese tuners

well I am going on the Nissan Primera insurance this year and then thats why in between car to get use to the power then when I am 24/25 get on the zed's insurance. OR.......get a job where I don't need a car - sell the Punto and get my Fairlady.....

My brother has had 2 cars, one he reversed into a lamp-post, the other one has had countless knocks and scrapes - I on the other hand have been an amazing example of a driver now sssh and go back to doing your menial man chores

I woke up nice and early to go get mums Z all ready for Brighton, only for it to rain - THEN! I was happy as I got to reverse it out the garage......a whole 10 feet of it I might add only then to find out that my mum let my (totally wreckless, crazy driver 19 year old brother) drive it yesterday when they went to an archery competition and he drove like half a mile into the car park there etc. you can imagine to face I pulled....... followed quickly by finishing off with - so much for my 10 feet