Ricey

Generally correct - you've got to pump the sprogs out to get the real money. JSA is a gateway benefit though - so whilst you don't get money in your hand you do get council tax, housing benefit and potential other bits and pieces. So average Joe might get; - Housing at £500 every 4 weeks for a single person. - Council tax at say £100 for single occupancy - JSA at £250ish every 4 weeks. So 11 grand for your average out of work Bob who needs a place to live. Or £3250 (JSA x 13) if you live at home or have someone else to support you Get yourself a gaggle of sprogs, smoke until your lungs bleed and you make your sprogs lungs bleed and you can have some ESA as well. Meanwhile you will now quality for a 3k Warmfront grant so you'll get cavity wall, loft insulation and a new boiler for nowt (if its bust). You may also be eligible for DLA or mobility allowance so you can get a car and on top of that (and this is the kicker) you can get your fat, lazy, no good, Stella drinking, Pall Mall smoking, 'I heart Candice' tattooed, pastie eating, sovreign wearing, other half to claim for carers allowance as he/she has to drag your behmothic behind out of bed each day. This scenario = Chingchhhcchhhchingchiing

I'll let you off then...I was still astonished by the other thread I think. ; )

Article about a programme about soldiers in afghan. Massive piccie of the lads in above the article. Lad in the middle has his knob out Someone is getting a fisting in the editing department come Monday.

Seriously does anyone use the f***ing search I mean I could at least understand if there wasn't already a thread with the exact same bloody question being asked in the recent posts!

Nissan for definite - try a search and see all the great reviews people have made on here...... Abbey are poo - again try a search and see all the crap reviews people have made on here......

Really? How would this happen? I do indulge in the odd session of spirited driving. But nothing too serious. Damn, and they're expensive tyres (here anyway) as well. €165 a corner. My old man many many years ago had that happen to a brand spanking new tyre himself - dirty great egg shape started to form but this was in the tyre wall.

Which is about as reliable as a Soviet nuclear reactor as well

Dunlops did indeed

I agree with the comment about bein lost but its only when your looking at it straight on the side view and up close is beefy....especially cool if you do a bumper tuck. Pipes are 4 inch I think.

I've got them on a z4 which IS set up for run flats....and its fricking spine splintering. Tramlines like a bitch whore from hell too.

Yes mate - they're a bit pony. Either copies that fit poorly or Japseye (japspeed) stuff. Weak welds, poor fitment. Scorpion is as cheap as you want to be going however if you don't like the tips then Cobra might be an option (same price). Cobra is apparently a bit droney though.

Also whilst we're reviving this thread has anyone noticed now many pointless questions contained within the list have been asked since its collation!!!!!

But you can be proud that you don't and the beer at the end of the week tastes that little bit sweeter than the scumbags 8th beer of a Monday morning.

So then if a scrounger finds loopholes and claims £26k a year that's fair game too Tax loopholes get closed. Benefit caps get rejected. Tax loopholes are also legal. Pretending to have a bad back and be unable to walk whilst simultaneously enjoying your Harley Davidson and playing golf at the weekend is not. There is a difference between loopholes and benefit fraud though - same as tax avoidance and tax evasion. If you provide a benefit state then expect human nature to abuse it. Same with tax - if you provide the latitude to abuse it then you have got to expect it to be abused. Only way to tackle it is to match benefits that you 'would' receive if you sat on your fat, stagnant, STI ridden, child siring, The Sun reading, Big Brother watching, artery clogging, Greggs chomping, toddler ear pearcing, impotent arse by how much you will earn in gainful employment (topping up to the level of the benefits) - then if people refuse to work cut the benefits. Simples!!! In the mean time with all the money saved pay for all the poor old bastards who are freezing to death every winter. And before anyone pipes up - there are shedloads of jobs......anyone who says they can't find a job actually means they can't find a job they want (i.e one on 26k a year that requires 20 hours hard graft a week and requires no skills, education or motivation to perform).

.......and a f**k ugly chav nasty matte black MR2 on his profile picture

In 2010 he bought a CHRYSLER VOYAGER CRD from someone called Snortingbeaver and the feedback he received was 'I quite fancied him really'. Kind of says it all really..........*****.

Bah - man up and get a Scorpion.......lifetime guarantee so you'll never have to bother again. Plus you'll do a sex wee every time you hit the loud pedal.

The things that boy used to get up to in that car..........on the passenger seat..........alone............with nothing but a top up sized bottle of 5W30 oil with a hole cut in the side for company. The car is mechanically sound as a pound but the headlining above the passenger seat needs removing, burning and replacing.

Which one are you again Dave?

Cookies system was ace but i think he's sold up and living in yank.