On a serious note in keeping with the thread, my two exs ( yes some women have risked dating me and no they weren't blind or desperate at the time) have not been as smart as I. Not out of choice. Wouldn't bother me if they were smarter.
BTW everything went fine. Only advisory was that the front tyres I'll need to be replaced at some point. Still got a couple of mm before the legal limit. Bring on the Michelin pilot super sports!