Hi I saw that ad you've put on eBay.
Would I be able to take it out for a test drive?
You wanna come with me?
I don't mind so much but watching me ride your daughter seems a bit wrong.
I once did a face down naked snow angel..... but I digress...
We have a Dyson I don't have a problem with the product just the patronising adverts, I mean has James Dyson ever done the hoovering.... I don't think so`!!!
It is one domestic chore I actually like doing in my suspenders
Fixed that for you!
Well I'd hope they'd have some kind of insurance if they hit my car, or I'm gonna take their kidneys and liver whilst they are sprawled out on the road. That should pay for any damage.
Its still available so Smudgedon hasn't bought it yet. Maybe we should get it then. Seems like he doesn't. Black and purple would be a nice colour scheme.
You should use this stuff on your next date
Next date? Need to have one first! Never been on one.
Lol I bet your the biggest playa around.
If you need help use this tactic, NSFW
Not a playa, hate them. Everything I am not. Also I doubt that would work with me, too much of a pussy to pull a gun on someone.
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Best oppourtunity I have been given in a few years, so I'll agree!