Husky

i wont say it in public

in a giant ball of fire? then yes!

ahh much sheddyness on the forum these days, thats a mighty fine bit of history right there. will you be cleaning it ever? or will the polish sand it down? i dont know if its a good idea to even let them near mine even though its probably not possible to make it worse

apologies, some have to be different

mine has power steering and oh yes, zip ties no expense spared

now we're talking

glad you like it so far

cant believe you guys are painting the floor :lol: i know theres paint on the roads but thats completely different

Hi folks, this may be a long and arduous read so if you get bored heres some music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9u9mZz-o-g Thought it was about time for a new car! A shed car that is, to give the zed some relief as its done over 20k miles in just over a year! So I hopped on ebay, autotrader, PH and looked around... hmm this is much harder than i thought I proclaimed "Finding a shed car is like trying to pick the best smelling turd". So i enlisted the help of an enthusiastic and impartial friend who's level of giving a toss was approximately 9 ... out of 100. so in a sense this had become a sort of pin the tail on the donkey exercise. The mule I ended up with after taking the first recommendation of said friend was this lovely shining example of a pug 205 in red. The car is a 1.8L Diesel engine, this engine is a spectacular version without the need for pesky turbos, in the prime of its life it produced a whopping 58bhp! i know! feel your buttocks clench these days i imagine it is far less than that as it doesnt need it, its so aerodynamic it simply slips through the air with ease far outperforming others on the road! feast your eyes! now this particular model came with some upgrades from previous owners im sure you will all be jealous of the car come with built in sat nav! comes with a simpsons themed number plate with additional text which may be edited as my first mod the seats come with a unique ventilation system (patent pending) the steering wheel actually has a REAL fake leather cover!!!! i know your beginning to get jealous now but i will keep going! her you can see how the car is beautifully offset with varying shades of red with its different door. unlike the rest of the car, this door is special as it has central locking. oh yes! you can see styling features where the contours of the car have been skillfully crafted but fear not, i have something many want in their cars but dont dare to mod! i have tinted rear quarter windows! the CD player has the unique security feature of being kept in the boot to ensure it is out of sight, some would say this hampers sound performance but i disagree, the bass is fine, when i take a corner the stereo slides into the side of the boot making a loud thudding noise much like expensive halfords systems. the previous owner was also kind enough to leave behind a wealth of dirt in the dor side pockets, and we all know from watching the film waterworld that dirt is very valuable!!! the car comes complete with receipts, which are a must for a car of this age! as you can see the previous owner really, realllly liked paninis! £1.02 this man doesnt f**k about the carefully crafted seats bear the mark of the car in a beautiful denim blue and if i ever find myself in a wading situation i have no fear! ground clearance is not an issue! thats the new addition in all its glory, runs fine and is currently being disinfected. has only had 2 owners and only cost 350 quid

of course the west midlands is only allowed greyscale cars by law

carried on to the A46. didnt recognise any of them

he looks like a ninja train spotter there happy birthday chris

Im in!!!!!!!! im with sarnie on this one, grow some oval sperm carriers and just let her drive it, then you can keep it. cant believe your rather sell it to some dick off the street to write it off than let your missus drive

i managed to get all my wheels in the car all in boxes and they are deeper than yours and i could use my wing mirror

oh the fail, why not 4 wheels facepalm

haha the stagea thing, my mate looked at them, v quick if i recall. ugly as sin though

i used to have that problem all the time, not so much now

what if he got a puncture... hes got 4 spare wheels in the car

you took the spare tyre out yes...

i agree, buy a g35, or g37

does depend on what you like. and im trying to stop tarmac being a **** and car shopping

zed estate

such a shame, you will be forced to have fun now, pity

im glad there was a giggle at the end of that