Here you go you two – these are for the aftermath – plenty more on justgofaster.com
Brake excuses:
ï‚§ "I had brake fade"
ï‚§ "I've still got my ABS swiched on"
ï‚§ "I haven't got ABS"
ï‚§ "That armco was put in a really, really silly spot"
ï‚§ "I've only got AP 4-pots"
ï‚§ "My brakes are rusty"
ï‚§ "My front brake pads were granulating"
ï‚§ "A can of Pepsi rolled under my brake pedal"
ï‚§ "I thought I'd try Greenstuff pads"
ï‚§ "My pads aren't up to temperature"
ï‚§ "I forgot to adjust my brake limiter"
ï‚§ "The bias is 3% too much to the rear for this circuit"
Suspension excuses:
ï‚§ My geometry is out"
ï‚§ "It's FWD, so had to fight understeer around the corners"
ï‚§ "It's RWD, so had to fight oversteer around the corners"
ï‚§ "It's 4WD, lots of traction but lost loads of power because of transmission losses"
ï‚§ "My chrome 24s are rubbing my arches"
ï‚§ "Suspension droop"
ï‚§ "There is something wrong with my hubs"
ï‚§ "My steering wheel is off centre"
ï‚§ "My suspension is not totally spot on after that axe incident"
ï‚§ "The newly fitted droplinks dropped off" -
ï‚§ "I was going so fast, the fluid in my rear dampers boiled and I had to slow to back off""
ï‚§ "The suspension geometry is too good"
ï‚§ "The DCCD was set to open, resulting in snap oversteer"
ï‚§ "MO30 suspension only allows 0.9* max negative camber"
ï‚§ "I was still on 'road' settings"
ï‚§ "My rear end feels wobbly"
ï‚§ "I had chronic understeer caused by my 120kg passenger"
ï‚§ "I felt a wobble" -
Tyre excuses:
ï‚§ "My race tyres were sitting at the dealer's warehouse too long"
ï‚§ "I had cold tyres"
ï‚§ "My tyres were too hot"
ï‚§ "Front left was 1/4psi too soft"
ï‚§ "Mah spinnaz busted"
ï‚§ "I've got the wrong tyres on"
ï‚§ "My tyres have gone off"
ï‚§ "I'm scrubbing in new tyres"
ï‚§ "My tyres are too scrubbed"
ï‚§ "I have Avon ZZ1's fitted"
ï‚§ "I was saving my tyres"
ï‚§ "Someone stole a valve cap and unbalanced the wheel"
ï‚§ "My tuner couldn't get hold of LingLongs in time"
ï‚§ "I was slow because my front tyres were 1psi under optimum"
ï‚§ "These tyres from ebay are dangerous"
ï‚§ "I ****ing hate my Michelin PS2's"
ï‚§ "I saw the Evo's weaving down the straight and decided to show them how a real man warms his tyres"
The failsafe – “I was on a cool down lapâ€
Mr T's favourite "That R35 was holding me up for 1/2 the lap"
My favourite "Those f*cking minis were ganging up on me"
Have fun