BulletMagnet

WOW, talk about red rag to a bull. I do not fear uncle martinmac (because he's a nice guy really) and I'm on nixys slaplist anyway. Hope the Wales expedition brings your body shape closer to that of Jason Statham...

He's a vid that will most likely put you off chinese for life! ***WARNING***DO NOT WATCH THIS IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH OR ARE LIKELY TO VOMIT EASILY Hence why I only posted the link, and not proper YouTube linked it...

I remember ages ago (when I was a kid) I read Thrasher Magazine, a skateboard mag, and they had a section on cooking on the go. I remember a particular one that involved using a car. Get a steak, cover in mustard, then wrap in tinfoil and wrap around exhaust backbox. Drive for 15 mins at 40mph and then turn steak, drive for another 15 mins at 40mph. Stop car, open foil and eat. ***Disclaimer*** Anybody doing this does so on their own risk, BulletMagnet will not be held responsible for any ill effects, because every sane person knows that cooking is to be confined to the kitchen and preferrably done by sprinkles and +1's

factory BT should be linked to the original Bose, thus logic demands that once the Bose is out, then the factory BT goes with...?

Hardware unlocks have now been a thing of the past ever since the Dev Team got their hands onto them. When a new FW comes out, you'll just have to wait a couple of weeks and the Dev Team have a new Restore FW ready and usually a QuickPwn to go with it...

that really looks nothing like my cockpit mines a uk pre06 I was on about the dials, not the rest of it Yes, but in my UK one the centre and right dial are swapped.....

I was told to block shift, but only on the downshift, not the upshift...

You could go to a motorbike shop and get them little bits of clear velcro they use for their headlight protectors...look odd tho when the covers are off...

Cos you don't wanna be a d!ck like this one...

On trackdays, you usually put tape over your lights, most do an "x" shape. This is to prevent the shards to go everywhere incase of them getting damaged, thru stone chips, or car bits falling off cars infront, etc. etc.

I'm gonna get some pieces of wood, spend the winter sculpting and varnishing them and sell them as a complete bodykit with genuine wood effect and put it on there, see if I can start a new craze....Oak effect Nismo sideskirts anyone?

My knowledge is too limited for that....but I might be pushed to learn, lol

This any better then?

Friends ? lovers..? Nah, we'll leave that to you and rtbiscuit.....

All the tyre fitters in my area call them "Nankang Ditchfinders", if there is a ditch out there, the Nankangs will lead you to them... Nankangs shouldn't be fitted to sports cars period, they'll be fine on a Micra or something like that.

Like vultures they circle.....waiting for their next prey.....

okies btw, don't let me wind you up, most times the things I post are totally non serious anyway and to be taken totally as such

For the record, these are not what I'd be looking for

alibaba.com sounds more middle east than far east....

well, after him calling me a c**t, i thought I may aswell....but since he's too sensitive about the slightest negative remark about his car...... I couldn't pull the "Needs spacers and lowering" joke since he's had spacers and coilovers fitted, so I went for the next best thing, but meh, some people don't have a sense of humour...

Well as it states in the auction, this is for people that wanna track their car or just something to put on for shows

certainly is different... Buy them and cut little slits in them for road use, lol

nurrish has become an expert in matters of in-car electronics. He makes and sells bespoke sat-nav units to fit into the cubby and going by the good reviews members are giving it, it's a good piece of kit that doesn't cost a fortune and works better than anything Nissan could come up with

x2 = : NO! NO! NO! NO! This is what I mean by multiply....lol

Yea, I am a complete C..........chinese, lol