Don't worry, my Dad calls Range Rover sports 'the gay ones' as he is an ex Full Fat owner.
Funnily enough a mate of mine just bought a White Range Rover Sport TDV8. His family are big land owners, he has a house on the farm, he owns a plant hire and groundworks company with the yard on a corner of the farm. His car spends more time in mud, fields and minging roads than most I know......