chubbster Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 ...or change your car to fit the plate... CLICK HERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostego Posted August 30, 2014 Author Share Posted August 30, 2014 Wow.... this is the least helpful forum ever for penisy numberplate related problems! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubbster Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Wow.... this is the least helpful forum ever for penisy numberplate related problems! 1. How many other penis-numberpate threads have you started elsewhere? Is it a hobby or an obssession? 2. So, having read all the helpful advice that people have taken the time and trouble to offer you, for which you are clearly so grateful, what are you going to do about your small 'penis' problem? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ATTAK Z Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Just watching 'I'm your Venus' on TOTP ... all that's going round in my head is 'I'm your Penis and your fire, it's your desire' 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ostego Posted August 30, 2014 Author Share Posted August 30, 2014 Wow.... this is the least helpful forum ever for penisy numberplate related problems! 1. How many other penis-numberpate threads have you started elsewhere? Is it a hobby or an obssession? 2. So, having read all the helpful advice that people have taken the time and trouble to offer you, for which you are clearly so grateful, what are you going to do about your small 'penis' problem? 1) this is my first and last penis post! 2) I am toying with the advice of either a) dealing with it, selling it, or c) turning my 350z into a giant penis. All of these have been suggested, and carry equal weighting in terms of their ability to deal with the scenario 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubbster Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Just watching 'I'm your Venus' on TOTP ... all that's going round in my head is 'I'm your Penis and your fire, it's your desire' Strange coincidence - I'm watching Wayne Rooney on Match of the Day and thinking, 'What a dick'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Just sell it ostego, ....plenty of other d*cks out there, sure one of them will buy it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubbster Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Wow.... this is the least helpful forum ever for penisy numberplate related problems! 1. How many other penis-numberpate threads have you started elsewhere? Is it a hobby or an obssession? 2. So, having read all the helpful advice that people have taken the time and trouble to offer you, for which you are clearly so grateful, what are you going to do about your small 'penis' problem? 1) this is my first and last penis post! 2) I am toying with the advice of either a) dealing with it, selling it, or c) turning my 350z into a giant penis. All of these have been suggested, and carry equal weighting in terms of their ability to deal with the scenario Well, to be fair, you presented an impossible problem. You can't change the numberplate you've bought, so I reckon you should choose option 3 and turn your Z into a giant penis. Sunset Orange is an excellent base colour, so you're off to a good start. I'll help you if you're in the North London area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundy Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 (edited) Without knowing the full plate it's hard to say if it does indeed read like penis. This...why not just tell us the reg? Dont want to go back to my original plates too as I have spent too much time and money caring for my paintwork and bodywork to have people look at it and then realise it is a 53 reg Why are you ashamed to have a 53 plate car? I'm not. Edited August 30, 2014 by grundy225 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Why are you ashamed to have a 53 plate car? I'm not. Funny thing is I don't think as many people as you'd think even know how the registration plates work. One of my neighbours daughters that I know (30 something year old) was admiring my car & chatting to me whilst I washed it. She was commenting the usual "I like your car", blah blah blah and I said "yeah thanks, not bad for an 11 year old car". To which she said "I thought it was a newer car!". I said "No it's a 53 plate", ..."Oh is that what that means?!" she replied. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundy Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Why are you ashamed to have a 53 plate car? I'm not. Funny thing is I don't think as many people as you'd think even know how the registration plates work. One of my neighbours daughters that I know (30 something year old) was admiring my car & chatting to me whilst I washed it. She was commenting the usual "I like your car", blah blah blah and I said "yeah thanks, not bad for an 11 year old car". To which she said "I thought it was a newer car!". I said "No it's a 53 plate", ..."Oh is that what that means?!" she replied. Exactly YOU make the car look good to your standards, not the age that's irrelevant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GMballistic Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I know some people like to hide the age of their cars but not me. I'm with you grundy, ...53 plate and proud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletMagnet Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 04 here, so my Zed is 10, need to sort out a birthday present for her soon, but wife's birthday is coming up so better sort that one first. It's no mean feat sorting presents for wife and mistress 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grundy Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 04 here, so my Zed is 10, need to sort out a birthday present for her soon, but wife's birthday is coming up so better sort that one first. It's no mean feat sorting presents for wife and mistress Make sure they both get equal value gifts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martinjj Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 (edited) With a subtle change to your plate you could actually make the most of your number plate and add to its value. And then you could put it down as your "Mod for the day" Edited August 31, 2014 by Martinjj Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Keep it and if anyone makes fun of it just tell them you were a porn star 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glrnet Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I know some people like to hide the age of their cars but not me. I'm with you grundy, ...53 plate and proud. It's not the age of my car that I'm worried about 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spursmaddave Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 I didn't get my plate to hide the year of my car but it did make people look twice when I told them it was 8/9 years old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choptop Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Tell the girls it relates to your manhood and they won`t believe you. There you are job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjf1985 Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Just get a marker pen out and write "BIG" just above the lettering, sorted!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZGT Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 (edited) Bit of a c*c*_up buying the plate in the first place,still you've got balls for driving about with it,and on the bright side you might get some pussaaaay for your p*n*s .......I'll get my coat...... Edited August 31, 2014 by ZGT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubbster Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 Cheap and effective solution - Keep one of these in the car... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4RE Leather Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 ...just waiting to get pulled... Sadly, no pun intended? Someone tries to pinch the plates, they give it a good tug and it comes off in their hand Japanese have smaller ones and this is more noticeable up the rear where the UK ones are long and thin. Some prefer the JDM up the rear due to its size. Which do you prefer up your rear Dave? Asians (generally) have very small ones... Hello Dip Ha ha ha ha ha. Your going straight to Hell for that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4RE Leather Posted August 31, 2014 Share Posted August 31, 2014 You could always cover your Penis with this :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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