spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Don't trust acupuncturists.... They are all back stabbers Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Double negatives are always a definite no no Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Someone once said I was just average, I thought that was mean... Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Would a cardboard belt just be a waist of paper? Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 (edited) I once started an online origami business, but it folded... Edited October 29, 2012 by Stew To correct the spelling mistake that spoiled the joke! Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 What do you call a camel with 3 humps.... Humphrey Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Man in a pub says to another man "would you like to buy 8 legs of venison, only £20" The other man says "sorry that's just 2 deer" Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Why are there no aspirins in the jungle.... Cos the parrots ate em all Quote
Clown Posted October 29, 2012 Author Posted October 29, 2012 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity..... It is very hard to put down Quote
Flex Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 I think he's just trying to get to 20k posts quickly! Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 I'm reading a book about anti-gravity..... It is very hard to put down Maybe but it was only funny when I said it..... Quote
glrnet Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. Quote
Clown Posted October 29, 2012 Author Posted October 29, 2012 (edited) There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start Edited October 29, 2012 by Clown Quote
Neilp Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Why did the mushroom go to the bar? He was a fungi ! Why did he leave? Wasn't mushroom ! Quote
glrnet Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Two blondes walked into a building. You'd have thought one would have seen it. Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Am I optimistic..... I certainly hope so Quote
glrnet Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 I went to the doctor and asked him if had me anything for wind, he gave me a kite. Quote
TOYBOY Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Women goes to the doctor with a strawberry up her bottom. Doc says "i've got some cream for that" Quote
spursmaddave Posted October 29, 2012 Posted October 29, 2012 Same woman goes to the doctor and says she has a problem 'down below' He examines her and says it doesn't look to bad it is just a stray lettuce leaf.... She replies, it is far worse doctor, that's just the tip of the iceberg.... Quote
Vik54 Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 My nickname at school was 'adhesive'...don't know why... it just kind of stuck Quote
Flex Posted October 30, 2012 Posted October 30, 2012 Atheism is a non prophet organisation. REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Arghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! Quote
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