DoogyRev Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 How to keep a woman happy . . . . It's really not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a man 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a bug exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. Very clean 24. Sympathetic 25. Athletic 26. Warm 27. Attentive 28. Gallant 29. Intelligent 30. Funny 31. Creative 32. Tender 33. Strong 34. Understanding 35. Tolerant 36. Prudent 37. Ambitious 38. Capable 39. Courageous 40. Determined 41. True 42. Dependable 43. Passionate 44. Compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. Give her compliments frequently 46. Love shopping 47. Be honest 48. Be very rich 49. Never stress her 50. Never look at other women! AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. Give her lots of space VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * her favorite color * her favorite flower * her favorite gem * her favorite fragrance * her favorite memories * her favorite holidays * her favorite friends * her favorite vacation destinations * her favorite beverage * her favorite food * her favorite restaurant * any arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY 1. Wear suspender belt & stockings!!!!! Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 So that's where I've been going wrong! I thought I just needed handcuffs, a basement and some duct tape! Quote
The Bounty Bar Kid Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 So that's where I've been going wrong! I thought I just needed handcuffs, a basement and some duct tape! Wait a minute, my mistake. Misread the post. Didn't read the happy bit. Just read "how to keep a woman" Quote
Zugara Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 You've got the wrong woman guys Reverse it all, that's how my marriage operates.... Quote
smudgedon Posted May 15, 2012 Posted May 15, 2012 Just told the Mrs the list, she comes back with "you get suspenders and stockings when i get all of the things on the girls list" Time to look elsewhere methinks Quote
HaydnH Posted May 18, 2012 Posted May 18, 2012 You've got the wrong woman guys Reverse it all, that's how my marriage operates.... You wear the suspenders?!? Quote
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