Stew Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 I don't care - I might be a million years old but I've just been told today I'm fancied by a 16 year old boy so I can't be too wrinkly! (by the way, I do think that's gross by the way and as he only has a moped and is still at school i think I'll give it a miss.........) I've got a Zed! No way..... That is sooooo cool! H5 - the coolest kid in school! PS - I'm quite a catch! Quote
H5 Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 I don't care - I might be a million years old but I've just been told today I'm fancied by a 16 year old boy so I can't be too wrinkly! (by the way, I do think that's gross by the way and as he only has a moped and is still at school i think I'll give it a miss.........) I've got a Zed! No way..... That is sooooo cool! H5 - the coolest kid in school! PS - I'm quite a catch! Quote
stuey Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 I got a hair on my chest i hope your female cousins havnt.................!! Quote
Zedrush Posted August 9, 2007 Posted August 9, 2007 I got a hair on my chest i hope your female cousins havnt.................!! ha ha no they shave Quote
Sarnie Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 I don't care - I might be a million years old but I've just been told today I'm fancied by a 16 year old boy so I can't be too wrinkly! (by the way, I do think that's gross by the way and as he only has a moped and is still at school i think I'll give it a miss.........) I've got a Zed! My cars faster than yours Quote
Chris`I Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 I don't care - I might be a million years old but I've just been told today I'm fancied by a 16 year old boy so I can't be too wrinkly! (by the way, I do think that's gross by the way and as he only has a moped and is still at school i think I'll give it a miss.........) I've got a Zed! My cars faster than yours My bike will do 0-60 (marginally) quicker than your car Quote
H5 Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 I don't care - I might be a million years old but I've just been told today I'm fancied by a 16 year old boy so I can't be too wrinkly! (by the way, I do think that's gross by the way and as he only has a moped and is still at school i think I'll give it a miss.........) I've got a Zed! My cars faster than yours My bike will do 0-60 (marginally) quicker than your car Sarnie, no answer to that. Chris, you may be quicker in a straight line, wait for the curves!! Quote
Digsy Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Er, can we stop trying to chat Nixy up (how you doin'? ) and not spam Ming the Enforcer's thread, please! Quote
Chris`I Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Sarnie, no answer to that. Chris, you may be quicker in a straight line, wait for the curves!! Shhhh, we dont need Sarnie knowing that Plus if I get to the corner first, he aint gonna get Lambo around me Quote
Zedrush Posted August 10, 2007 Posted August 10, 2007 Er, can we stop trying to chat Nixy up (how you doin'? ) and not spam Ming the Enforcer's thread, please! Agree, the red hot chilli pepper has spoken Quote
Emperor Ming Posted August 14, 2007 Author Posted August 14, 2007 Hi Guys - and Nixy - LOL The cocaine press guy is now tucked away in his little 'dingly dell' at Doncatraz awaiting sentence having copped an early plea, and the green fingered Chinese horticulturalist was interviewed at length the next day and talked 'bollox'. We remanded him to court and he too now occupies a little square of concrete at her majesties pleasure. Further goods news today is that he is an illegal (we already new that!) and CPS and customs have decided that he is an exportable product This means conviction then deportation. Cheapest option all round I say! Yesterday was a crap day but today was much better!! Ming the Happy Quote
martinmac Posted August 14, 2007 Posted August 14, 2007 Come over and see us Ming, we need to be convinced that modern policing hasnt lost ite way. No cycling shorts though. Quote
sl114 Posted August 14, 2007 Posted August 14, 2007 Hurray for the system actually working properly. Good work dude, there needs to be more people like you out there Quote
H5 Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 Hurray for the system actually working properly. Good work dude, there needs to be more people like you out there Unfortunately I think it's the system and law not backing the people up.... Good work Ming! Quote
Chris`I Posted August 15, 2007 Posted August 15, 2007 Further goods news today is that he is an illegal (we already new that!) and CPS and customs have decided that he is an exportable product This means conviction then deportation. Lets hope they dont loose him after all your good work Quote
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