Zedrush Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Im thinking of buying an exotic animal like a tiger or a panda, is it possible and is it legal... Dont think my local pet shop will have em Also what will I have to consider, if I get a panda they only need bamboo shoots to eat, but if I buy a tiger they eat like deers and goats, so might be harder to keep buying a deer everyday to munch on... Also exercise if I get a tiger will I be allowed to walk it on public roads and parks if I have a strong enough leash and a muzzle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurrish Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 WTF!! I think its illegal to keep such animals. Saying that i would love a little monkey and train him up so that he would get me beers from out of my fridge P.S you take a tiger for a walk you will be the only one around for miles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanS16 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Me and my old flatmate used to argue for hours about this, I always wanted a bartender/cheuffer monkey and he wanted a baby elephant. Are you being serious Jay? (hard to detect sarcasm on here sometimes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nurrish Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Me and my old flatmate used to argue for hours about this, I always wanted a bartender/cheuffer monkey and he wanted a baby elephant. Are you being serious Jay? (hard to detect sarcasm on here sometimes) WTF ian a baby elephant!!! what happens when he is fully grown and unable to move let alone get out of the house without removing a whole side of the house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I want a Meerkat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Im thinking of buying an exotic animal like a tiger or a panda, is it possible and is it legal... Dont think my local pet shop will have em Also what will I have to consider, if I get a panda they only need bamboo shoots to eat, but if I buy a tiger they eat like deers and goats, so might be harder to keep buying a deer everyday to munch on... Also exercise if I get a tiger will I be allowed to walk it on public roads and parks if I have a strong enough leash and a muzzle? Its defo official the steriod have taken its toll So ladies and gentleman todays lesson DONT DO ROIDS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zedrush Posted May 8, 2009 Author Share Posted May 8, 2009 Im thinking of buying an exotic animal like a tiger or a panda, is it possible and is it legal... Dont think my local pet shop will have em Also what will I have to consider, if I get a panda they only need bamboo shoots to eat, but if I buy a tiger they eat like deers and goats, so might be harder to keep buying a deer everyday to munch on... Also exercise if I get a tiger will I be allowed to walk it on public roads and parks if I have a strong enough leash and a muzzle? Its defo official the steriod have taken its toll So ladies and gentleman todays lesson DONT DO ROIDS PMSL think you sold me some dodgy roids little bro Im kinda serious, but not for me, dad asked my mum what she wanted for their anniversary present and she said a tiger or a panda, dad looked at me and said have a look on google and see what the law implications are on this as he is considering it. Be a great guard dog, i mean errr cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 DUDE they werent roids that was the viagra u asked for Jeeez i am never asking my mate to get u pills again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I think you will find it is against the law, unless you have a specific permit or something. Panda's will be a no no though as they are endangered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Walker Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Gotta be the most off the wall post I've seen on here. Bartender - can I have what he's having please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sl114 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Gotta be the most off the wall post I've seen on here. Bartender - can I have what he's having please you want gay juice???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Can't type..... tears are in my eyes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zee Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 get a giraffe. Don't see many of those around town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IanS16 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 get a giraffe. Don't see many of those around town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ab350z Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 My girlfriend saw this episode of Miami Ink and has wanted a lemar ever since. Adopted one through a zoo for her Christmas, but that's the closest she's gonna get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Jay in all seriousness, I've bought that for loads of folk actually. I've adopted tigers, chimps, gorillas and all kinds of stuff for presents. Just get your dad to do that and buy a cuddly one. Or buy one for a safari park! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 What we smoking today Jay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUTO EXPRESS Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I want a Meerkat my neice has a meerkat. the only problem is that it puts people in pecking order, and if its thinks you are below it, it will bite. (as my other neice has found out) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zee Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 did you compare the meerkat before you bought it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N1SM0350z Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 I want a Meerkat Go to http://www.comparethemeerkat.com Simpolz *tsssk* hmm seems im a tad late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmJak Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Some strange people on this site - I'd be very wary of anyone owning a panda, tiger or even a meerkat. The monkey butler I can understand tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 get a giraffe. Don't see many of those around town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bernmc Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 If I had more money than sense, I'd have one of these: http://www.lifestylepets.com/ You could pick them up for around 12 grand when the exchange rate was good...probably closer to 20 now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bronzee Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Jay, I just need to know did you have a liquid lunch today?! Saying that i would love a little monkey and train him up so that he would get me beers from out of my fridge Would you be wanting a silver metallic glove too?! Now in all seriousness Zeddyrush, as Bernmc has posted there are all sorts of exotic cats that are absolutely stunning, and some quite unusal. Perhaps your mum might like one of those. Do a search on Google for cat breeders or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWZ Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Jay - I think your mum is trying to tell your dad something....she doesn't like visitors...with a f*****! tiger at bay you will never have any visitors ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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