Buying exotic pets

[Zedrush]

Im thinking of buying an exotic animal like a tiger or a panda, is it possible and is it legal... Dont think my local pet shop will have em Also what will I have to consider, if I get a panda they only need bamboo shoots to eat, but if I buy a tiger they eat like deers and goats, so might be harder to keep buying a deer everyday to munch on... Also exercise if I get a tiger will I be allowed to walk it on public roads and parks if I have a strong enough leash and a muzzle?

[nurrish]

 

WTF!! I think its illegal to keep such animals.

 

Saying that i would love a little monkey and train him up so that he would get me beers from out of my fridge

 

P.S you take a tiger for a walk you will be the only one around for miles

[IanS16]

Me and my old flatmate used to argue for hours about this, I always wanted a bartender/cheuffer monkey and he wanted a baby elephant.

 

Are you being serious Jay? (hard to detect sarcasm on here sometimes)

[nurrish]

Me and my old flatmate used to argue for hours about this, I always wanted a bartender/cheuffer monkey and he wanted a baby elephant.

 

Are you being serious Jay? (hard to detect sarcasm on here sometimes)

 

WTF ian a baby elephant!!! what happens when he is fully grown and unable to move let alone get out of the house without removing a whole side of the house

[Ian]

 

I want a Meerkat

[Jay]

Im thinking of buying an exotic animal like a tiger or a panda, is it possible and is it legal... Dont think my local pet shop will have em Also what will I have to consider, if I get a panda they only need bamboo shoots to eat, but if I buy a tiger they eat like deers and goats, so might be harder to keep buying a deer everyday to munch on... Also exercise if I get a tiger will I be allowed to walk it on public roads and parks if I have a strong enough leash and a muzzle?

 

 

Its defo official the steriod have taken its toll

 

 

So ladies and gentleman todays lesson DONT DO ROIDS

[Zedrush]

Im thinking of buying an exotic animal like a tiger or a panda, is it possible and is it legal... Dont think my local pet shop will have em Also what will I have to consider, if I get a panda they only need bamboo shoots to eat, but if I buy a tiger they eat like deers and goats, so might be harder to keep buying a deer everyday to munch on... Also exercise if I get a tiger will I be allowed to walk it on public roads and parks if I have a strong enough leash and a muzzle?

 

 

Its defo official the steriod have taken its toll

 

 

So ladies and gentleman todays lesson DONT DO ROIDS

 

 

PMSL think you sold me some dodgy roids little bro

 

Im kinda serious, but not for me, dad asked my mum what she wanted for their anniversary present and she said a tiger or a panda, dad looked at me and said have a look on google and see what the law implications are on this as he is considering it. Be a great guard dog, i mean errr cat

[Jay]

DUDE they werent roids that was the viagra u asked for Jeeez i am never asking my mate to get u pills again

[sl114]

I think you will find it is against the law, unless you have a specific permit or something. Panda's will be a no no though as they are endangered.

[Gaz Walker]

Gotta be the most off the wall post I've seen on here.

 

Bartender - can I have what he's having please

[sl114]

Gotta be the most off the wall post I've seen on here.

 

Bartender - can I have what he's having please

you want gay juice????

[Stew]

Can't type..... tears are in my eyes!

[Zee]

get a giraffe. Don't see many of those around town.

[IanS16]

get a giraffe. Don't see many of those around town.

 

[ab350z]

My girlfriend saw this episode of Miami Ink and has wanted a lemar ever since. Adopted one through a zoo for her Christmas, but that's the closest she's gonna get.

[Stew]

Jay in all seriousness, I've bought that for loads of folk actually. I've adopted tigers, chimps, gorillas and all kinds of stuff for presents.

 

Just get your dad to do that and buy a cuddly one. Or buy one for a safari park!

[Beavis]

What we smoking today Jay?

[AUTO EXPRESS]

 

I want a Meerkat

my neice has a meerkat. the only problem is that it puts people in pecking order, and if its thinks you are below it, it will bite. (as my other neice has found out)

[Zee]

did you compare the meerkat before you bought it?

[N1SM0350z]

 

I want a Meerkat

 

Go to http://www.comparethemeerkat.com

 

Simpolz *tsssk*

 

 

hmm seems im a tad late

[tmJak]

Some strange people on this site - I'd be very wary of anyone owning a panda, tiger or even a meerkat. The monkey butler I can understand tho

[Ian]

get a giraffe. Don't see many of those around town.

 

[bernmc]

If I had more money than sense, I'd have one of these: http://www.lifestylepets.com/

 

 

You could pick them up for around 12 grand when the exchange rate was good...probably closer to 20 now.

[bronzee]

Jay, I just need to know did you have a liquid lunch today?!

 

Saying that i would love a little monkey and train him up so that he would get me beers from out of my fridge

Would you be wanting a silver metallic glove too?!

 

Now in all seriousness Zeddyrush, as Bernmc has posted there are all sorts of exotic cats that are absolutely stunning, and some quite unusal. Perhaps your mum might like one of those. Do a search on Google for cat breeders or something like that.

[NWZ]

Jay - I think your mum is trying to tell your dad something....she doesn't like visitors...with a f*****! tiger at bay you will never have any visitors !