Ebized Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers. He went to the emergency room at Cork Hospital. The Doctor looked at Paddy and said, "Let's be aving da fingers and I'll see what oi can do". Paddy said, "Oi haven't got da fingers". "Whadda ya mean you haven't got da fingers? Lord Tunderin Jesus, it's 2008! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new. Why didn't you bring the fingers?!?! Paddy said, "How da fock was I 'spose to pick them up!!!! PC DISCLAIMER: The situation described could have occured in any country - it simply sounds best in orish. Quote
nixy Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 can you hear me groaning at that one Colin? Quote
Ebized Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 can you hear me groaning at that one Colin? All I could hear was you blowing your nose (sorry to hear about your sniffles but look on the bright side you still have all your fingers ) Quote
nixy Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 true! I have just sent out for more tissue supplies! Quote
Ebized Posted December 11, 2008 Author Posted December 11, 2008 true! I have just sent out for more tissue supplies! Spoken in true upstairs/downstairs form, m'lady Quote
nixy Posted December 11, 2008 Posted December 11, 2008 Who wants to be parker? I need a cup of tea! Quote
bronzee Posted December 12, 2008 Posted December 12, 2008 Lol, nice one!!! Who wants to be parker? I need a cup of tea! They're not very well trained are they, no volunteers yet!! Quote
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