stanski Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Apparently Uncle Mart is in a bit of a bad way - his cat (which I am told is 6 foot and likes Pies, pints and small children as snacks) has beaten him up because hechanged his brand of pies and ran out of local kids to feed him! Soooo he is poorly unwell and all he has is probably some chav daytime telly and this forum - we can't do anything about the telly but we can on the forum so keep him amused and post some funny posts up to take his mind of the pain! Quote
Lexx Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 It could also be the proof that Liz was looking for that Marin spends too much time at ESR... ....after all , Phil was ill only the other week...... Coincidence? Hmmmmmm *scratches chin thoughtfully* Quote
martinmac Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Ok I will start and keeping on topic for a change, Quote
martinmac Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 My nurse has just left for Manchester can get some peace now. Quote
Chris`I Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 It could also be the proof that Liz was looking for that Martin spends too much time at ESR... ....after all , Phil was ill only the other week...... Coincidence? Hmmmmmm *scratches chin thoughtfully* I have to agree. I'm off to hide now before she comes after me .... Quote
M13KYF Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 My nurse has just left for Manchester can get some peace now. is she seeing Midge again Quote
AK350Z Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Still on for saturday Mart? get the roof down and blow it away Quote
martinmac Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 My nurse has just left for Manchester can get some peace now. is she seeing Midge again You need to ask Mike Quote
Stew Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Well my cat started an assault on me when I was sleeping. First nightshift last night so proper crash out sleep today. Woke up a few time with my cat puncing on me, standing on me and sitting on me! They have a wonderful way of telling you they want attention! Thankfully I didn't get beaten up like Mart! Quote
Martin W Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Give it time Does this cat have orange an black stripes then Martin? Quote
nixy Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 I propose we start a new thread saying "save Liz from her dumb husband!" Quote
martinmac Posted December 3, 2008 Posted December 3, 2008 Does this cat have orange an black stripes then Martin? Yes, just like me. \and Nixy, got this for Liz next week so I do care Quote
nixy Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 no, they land on sharp objects with their ribs! Quote
bronzee Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 What 2 pages of posts and no one asks what damaged was caused. I'm dissappointed, no pics of blood and gore. Quote
Stew Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 He told me in the middle of the night the other night when he couldn't sleep. I think I was sympathetic! Quote
stanski Posted December 5, 2008 Author Posted December 5, 2008 Something to do with ribs and internal bits - probably best left alone on forum - people will be eating their breakfasts!! Lets just say that low ride height on his Zed boat wont help his comfort Quote
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