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Bacon Tree


Zummertor

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Just in case you didn't ;)

 

 

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert wandering aimlessly, and close to death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the inevitable, when, all of a sudden.

 

'Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet.'

'Si, Louis eet smells like bacon to meee.'

 

So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance as they try and focus, is a tree loaded with bacon.

 

There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon... every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.

 

'Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. 'Eees a bacon tree.'

'Louis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't forget.'

'Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon... ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree'

And with that... Louis Races towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun opens up,and Louis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally wounded but, being a true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.

'Pepe... go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree.'

'Louis Louis mi amigo... what ees it?

'Pepe... ees not a bacon tree...

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Eees a Ham Bush.

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