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wot did macca say to heather when he wanted sex........................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fancy a log over......................!! :lol:

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I'm surprised she got any money at all, I know a lawyer and he said if it went to court she wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

 

Not as though Macca didnt treat her well , he bought her a plane :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and Immac for the other leg

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I heard that once she was tidying the house just before christmas and came across a prosthetic leg hidden away in the wardrobe.

 

She presented it to Paul saying 'Sorry Paul, I found my xmas present'

 

'Don't worry' he replied...

 

....'That's just a stocking filler'

 

:p

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Thisa whole sorry business started over a misunderstanding. Macca told mucca he was going to buy her a plane for her birthday, she just didn't expect to see Black and Decker written down the side of it!!!

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