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I was in Lexus dealership last month asking about the rumoured new coupe and F version and they couldn't confirm or didn't know if either would make it to production. Shame because having had a run around Lexus, the service you get from the dealerships was really good, a completely different experience to the Nissan ones I've had so far.

Go on, buy one I bet you are already of thinking of all those little and big changes you'll make.

Couldn't see these posted before although some must be a repeat, so here it is a little NZ offering... What's the definition of the bravest man in the world ?? The man who comes home drunk, covered in lipstick and smelling of perfume, then slaps his wife on the backside and says: "You're next,fatty." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Or; Man walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm while his wife is lying in bed reading. Man says: "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache." Wife replies: "I think you'll find that is a sheep." Man replies: "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep". ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Or; A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, "What are you doing?" She answers, "I'm moving to London . I heard prostitutes there get paid £400 for doing what I do for you for free." Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase. When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on £800 a year". ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Or; A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: 2 litres of low fat milk, a carton of eggs, 2 litres of orange juice, a head of lettuce, half a dozen tomatoes, a 500g jar of coffee & a 250g pack of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out a drunk was standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated "You must be single." The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cos you're ugly." ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really upset. She told him "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE." The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out of the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, she put on her robe, ran out on to the driveway and picked up the box. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday

A bit old but still amused me.

Had my "speed limiter" in the passenger seat... Speed limiter, this approach may help with a little tailoring ? http://www.350z-uk.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=11184 and to those others on colour, no they Blade / GM aren't the same and if you can't tell the difference then you need glasses for driving

Cisco, way to over engineered then. Just use something the broadband provider has recommended if you have such small offfices. If you have Nokia WLAN mobiles, Treo's and Linksys then something like Gizmo will work on all of those devices. Xlite is an easy and very compatible bit of software, not the best i/face on free status but works on most generic setups. http://www.voipuser.org/ can help you with your browsing.

You are right, re road and like us all I don't just stare at one place, road or otherwise However, waxed it properly ? hmmmm, will have to try again with different waxes and speeds.

Bad enough to have no car and only 3 wheels ? guess so, chopped off roof to get someone out, not good.

You need the older bonnet for this. Whilst driving along in light traffic, dark and rain the other morning I noticed what I thought were shadows going up and down the groves in the bonnet. When I slowed down a bit they went down the grove and when I sped up they came up the grove. It seemed to be in the 45-50 mph speed bracket. and yes, of course I tried a couple of things; 1) trying to get the biggest puddle/shadow before it was too heavy to keep there and; 2) trying to let the puddle slide out of view and then get it back into view. This may be just me but has anyone else noticed this ?

I put on the Bosch ones recently, finding them pretty good, been getting a lot of use ! Not seen or used those flexi ones before.

If someone gets them maybe another altruistic delivery test. Not sure how you only get to have 3 though.

Having driven older A6, Yaris, Lexus and Honda Accord in last 2 weeks I find the Zed's worse. Kind of I agree but it seems from reading around that unless you pay for whole new units there isn't a way to improve them, or maybe my searches aren't finding the right threads.

Reading this thread I'm getting confused, ok I know I start in that state normally. May be able to help, what is it you are trying to do ? and I don't mean burn MPs etc. e.g. Get more music files onto CD's to have fewer in car, put files onto a memory stick or other device to play in car or something else ?

Can we tell potential routes from the location Map, assuming all are marked or to have a marker with an indicator for those willing to help ?

Good job it was only a Kitchen

SOOOORRRRRYYY ! slid home int rain& sleety stuff, now had a top up slurp think I fixed the thing

For all those collecting transformers here's another one: Had my fix, right correct file now

Yup, waiting for that roundabout that always snarls up just off J4a and you went down the outside in the "other lane"

A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Jim the class swat jumps up and says "Last year I got the measles - mum says it was contagious". Lttle Nixy jumps up and says "My grandma say there's a flu going around and its contagious". Little Johnny jumps up and says "Our neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious.

With all these different colours I want one in each colour and someone to clean them with this weather.

enjoy and yes plenty of passion

Had a good chuckle at these

Such a hard choice, that's the problem

nice problem to be having, IMO - the GT on UK cars makes it an easier and slightly better resale. As most leasing companies will look favourably on items like GT and less on others, this tells you a lot about the total overall cost. However, as you are buying the car for you to enjoy and not as an economical investment you spend the money where your heart lies. Looking good in that colour. Personally not enough awareness of the options on bodykit in aftersale market, others will undoubtedly jump in. Welcome and enjoy when you get it