nixy

My mum once iced a xmas cake that looked like that!

One of my best friends sells corporate BMW and I've been in the diesel 118 coupe version - its a bloody good car, feels quite nippy too. One of the most fuel efficient on the market. I think it does about 65 mpg if I recall correctly? Good choice!

this brings a whole new meaning to the "who ate all the pies" chant! you do realise you will always be known as the PIE MAN from now on?

STOP IT - I have to fly back home with them next saturday!

that's brilliant!

i love those - far less 'reppy' looking than a Beemer.

nice

south of the dordogne near Agen (ish). Its a little place called Belveze where my parents live. I usually fly to Bergerac airport or Toulouse which are both about an hour or so away.

chilling in south west france already. Just got back from a brisk two mile walk around the valley, lovely and sunny but chilly wind. Lots of reading to do - currently reading chris walker autobiography (stalker) which is very funny - especially if you like bikes. see below. (oh and of course being in france - wine and food is on the agenda) "Chris is frank about his hell-raising exploits on and off track, the injuries that have plagued his career, and his burning desire for the 2007 British Superbikes title. Chris Walker's first book recreates his zest for life, passion for bikes, but most-of-all, his unique sense of humour. It includes not only the inside story of his racing, but revelations of his and fellow riders' more 'racy' exploits. Chris will also expose some of the inner demons that are rarely shown to the public. Major storylines include: / A childhood surrounded by bikes, and his first girlfriend: 'She was 13 going on 21 and had the biggest boobs I have ever seen.' / A catalogue of broken bones: just weeks after spending four months in plaster following a serious road bike accident, he almost severed his other leg when motocrossing. / The inevitable attention of the opposite sex: 'Girls would not have been knocking on my motorhome door offering a blow-job if I hadn't been racing bikes!'

I would never bother doing anything that would antagonise someone into touching my car in retaliation!

I think we need a poker phrase book!

I was greeted with "What time do you call this?" Errh 5.05 am. She must be cool - id have greeted you with something else......... (been dying to find a reason to do that to you!)

I did think the washer had got the better of you again. The above was all greek to me I'm afraid except that I wonder when you find time to lavish any attention on your lady! There must be a permanent space in bed next to her!

no!

Unbelieveable maybe the kiddies ask the driver to park next to the pretty car so they can have a look!

That is so annoying - why do people do it? Whenever it happens to me it always seems to be a people carrier full of brats as well!

I meant 3 near Pocklington - where abouts are you from?

is the streetmap in case you get lost looking for a secretary hoe from redtube?

not really - its handy having parents that live there and flights for a tenner! I'd rather be sat near a ski slope with a beer though - sounds like fun!

i'll wait until I get home!

i'll be in france again in 2 days. Not skiing though!

I have to ask - secretaryhoes.com????? You are a class act Liam!

I think that's because they are not true petrol heads and are hoping you will flirt with them and ask them for bikini shots Stew!

ha - yeah me too! Flexi time. Was at dentist yesterday in Pock - should have found your car and carded it!