nixy

no, can't get it here its blocked!

who are you then? (only joking) Actually I don't know if its just me but pages are definitely slower to load. I thought it was just my home pc which is probably slow due to all the undesirable things that it gets used for! But work PC is slower to load as well.

Yes was nice to meet up. Shame about the lack of lunch but i'm a jinx - no food at the inn last time I turned up to something! Happy modding!

so the wife got her own way then?

I think he's referring to my stay with him and Liz last weekend - I was worried i may get invited down into their cellar - fortunately they didn't have one and Martin couldn't have been wrenched from his computer even if he was that way inclined!

Just looking on the Tom Tom website and some of the free downloads you can get. I've seen it all now - swingers clubs as points of interest on your sat nav! And in the list of free voices you can get a bloke with a Barnsley accent and instead of saying "you have reached your destination" he says "Thanks for using us t get ere, we just ope you're in't reet place" Hilarious! I think i'll stick to the nice lady's voice on mine.........

yeah, ten hours! We won't start discussing pelvic floor exercises though Cara, probably not the place!

I used to use einzett glanz wax on my CTR which really made the blue flake come out of the black. You're right, black is a pig but its the best when spotless. Who's that strange looking guy with the camera colin?

Gross! The ladies loos are bad enough! Don't get me started, once went on a ten hour flight to barbados and held it in all the way!

spot on again!

I think i was a possible last year and then couldn't go. I will this year if I can but as I don't know if I will be living in a cardboard box by then I can't fully commit! But thanks for taking charge of me - you're as bad as martin!

hey cheeky who put my name on there?

that is bloody hilarious!

yes!

I reckon its a new admin tool so they can see who who's on your hit list! Well at least i've got one friend - now for the foes...........

After spending all weekend on the motorway (more or less) even though I was driving very quickly I got nearly another 100 miles from a tank full to what I usually get in the stop start traffic every day to work.

whats the bit about friends and foes - I'm worried I will need to see a psychiatrist if nobody wants to be my friend................

Here Jay this one is for you Excellent!

As long as he's not driving your car! Happy birthday Sam.

Looking good! I wondered why I had got booted off last night! I thought it was just me! Nice choice of car in the top right corner...............

Well the club sticker in his window certainly sums him up!

I think possibly the first one but the rest not sure, the pin number one is definitely a load of rubbish. Whenever I get these I put then into google with 'urban myth' and they usually turn out to be a load of rubbish.

I've only got the lip spoiler on mine but still ocassionally it doesn't stay up and always needs two presses of the bloody button before it opens as well.

I know this sounds daft but what if like me you garage your car and then one night you don't bother for some reason. Are they going to wriggle out of a claim?