Because I am going through the longest separation and divorce in history I have decided I want to change back to my original surname as soon as poss rather than wait any longer. To do this I need to change it by deed poll so that I can change all my official documents without having a decree absolute. Now for the fun bit.........As a child I always felt hard done by that I never had a middle name and it seems that as part of the deed poll process I can now have one chucked in at the same time, so I thought, what the hell, new start and all that, I'll pick my own! I thought it would be amusing to ask for suggestions. My initials will be N*P so avoiding the obvious ones that spell things like NCP etc fire away and I'll let you know if I pick one!
Oh and Markie - frogmella, verucca and salmonella are all no!