nixy

Wish i had a tractor at the moment!

you bloody weirdos!

you numpty! Get her some thicker socks!

yep. I am excellent at parking in the same old places - fly backwards into my garage with millimetres to spare each side BUT anywhere i haven't parked before? Useless! I admit it!

What an excellent idea! I have no problem with being given a space 3 foot wider than one for a guy - i'm all for not looking a gift horse in the mouth! yes i'm quite crap at parking too

I think I earned it after 13 years of slavery...............

Best of luck Al - I also have one to sell..............i'm thinking new wheels when i get rid of mine!

glad its gone to a good home Ross. All the best.

I was just about to message you Tarmac! Shame about xmas - mine came and went in its usual boring non eventful way too (thank god). I wish you both so much luck for tomorrow and like i said before - rather the zipper than the john hurt moment! Give Mrs Tarmac my best best best wishes and please let us know the SECOND baby Tarmac is out! (well maybe not THE second..........but soon as you can)

Happy birthday Jason!

Never realised it was your old car Sarnie! How did i miss that one!

Nice one! A fab xmas for you then!

they'll all be buying sofa's on buy now pay when you're a hundred............

stan you are so RANDOM since you got the Iphone! Are you trying tobe the new king of ............................................

frustrating! You'll get it sorted though.

i enjoyed it but then i usually do, its good entertainment and should be taken as such.

i'm in bed! Will just go downstairs and send him to bed!

forza 3 is booming up through the floorboards and into my bedroom at this very minute..............

what happened to them....................

KEITH! I won't ask what you were googling..........

rabbits make fab pets if you handle them lots and train them. I used to have one that came in the house and was house trained. He used to lay out full length in front of the fire. That all had to stop when he developed a rubber fetish and chewed every bit of it he could find, including all the buttons off the remote controls...........

Are your folks in the midlands Vik? Hurry home because according to Mr Weather Man the west mids is getting 10 cm of snow early this week! We're supposedly getting it the day after. I wish it would p**s off!

When i worked for the police my office was next to the firearms training range and as my son was obsessed with all things gun related they let me take him in to see them and as a little treat they did some target firing with a mini uzi for him. He's still a gun lover and has won county shooting competitions with cadets. I hate guns and consequently over the years have found various replica, bb guns etc stashed around the house and garage...........I think there's one in the kitchen drawer now that i've actually hidden from him!

You are allowed Danny as you need on in your job!

Oiy you, you've got your own wife! I've just managed to get out of all that 'put the kettle on, where are my socks' bollox!