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Ahh so thats why my mum and step dad are in a mood this morning!

Shock WHORE!

Shock Bloody meeting you thought arnt i? Or will you not show

Good plan, lets all do it!

Leave it, i love the rear a bit higher! Proper american hot rod style

I dont like them No they are awesome mate, cant wait to see your car in the flesh and steal it from you :teeth:

What about those who came from a TT to a 350z wheres my reward lol the reward is the car they are driving!

Bad luck dude, hope it all turns out for the best!

Awww group hug

they sound awesome mate, cant wait to see them!

Ok i will have a read tonight and post it up, unless someone beats me to it

PMSL! I am in tears here!

who is this one?

haha busted!!! Bet he's not real though and one of the admin or mods playing with us all!

My kind of woman

You still are

I beat that hands down, $1350 icluding shipping or £699.30 . I will be speaking to you sir when i get my next one!

I will write something up tonight and send it off

ABout time, you mean he is having the tyres put on and then wheels fitted, then he will clean the car and then his camera will break and then the mrs will eat the lead then his computer will freeze then his... Just get them on and up here!

Wind him up and post all your findings on here,if you dont give me his email address and i will

GET THEM OUT OF THE BOX AND ON THE CAR!

This was the best one i got If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto-dial to call the speaking clock in America and Russian sex lines. This virus will crash your car and cause your insurance to be null and void. IT WILL CAUSE YOUR S**T TO FLOAT TO THE SURFACE AND BE "UNFLUSHABLE" WHEN VISITING AT FRIENDS HOUSES. It will smoke ALL your marijuana and drink ALL your wine & beer and eat ALL your chocolate. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING?? It will leave the toilet seat up, switch your spray deodorent with hair spray, your eye make-up remover with nail polish remover, your shaving foam with hair mousse and your aspirins with sleeping pills while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will cause you to be mysteriously overdrawn on your overdraft at the bank (most probably due to all those hotel rendezvous). It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave you with no clean underwear and put that lost black sock in your whites wash. It will not only convert your low fat margarine to salted butter but also refill your skimmed milk with full cream and cause you to put on loads of weight. ******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ******* And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart so hard you'll wish they made Pampers for grown ups. Send to everyone ..... p.s. In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.

10am! I'll be asleep, oh well

agree black on black is too much

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