Ah but the snowy time is coming and he has much better chance of not getting stuck with me bouncing up and down in the car, and I know exactly what mental image is running through his gay little head right now
And also being a large cumbersome buffoon I give off far more BTUs so I can save his entire family money on heating bills, which can be offset against my appetite for Guinness and KFC. Another string to my bow
Jay if you want to choose a 20 stone bouncing, farting baffoon over little old me, then don't come crying when your car is full of dents and your house smells like a cross between a brewery and a dodgy curry house