Jump to content

Sarnie

Members
  • Posts

    23,618
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Sarnie

  1. Sarnie

    Smoked

    Not unless you're driving at 100mph in the first 3 gears in a straight line it's not. @Sarnie: We're on about the 330D, not the 335D.
  2. Sarnie

    Smoked

    335d is 6.1 according to the BMW site: http://www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/pricesandspe ... 3D,00.html 0.2 secs is nothing...........the zed may beat it slightly over certain distances but your never gonna take chunks out of one or actually overtake one if he is giving it some too......
  3. ...........................she got on the speak your weight machine and it said "one at a time please''
  4. Yo mamma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water!
  5. Your moms so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her
  6. Your moms so fat everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil
  7. Your moms so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
  8. Your moms so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway
  9. so thats why the thread was split pmsl damn it I got the whoring disease of sarnie... or was it his mum Your moms so fat she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl
  10. Your moms so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
  11. Your moms so fat, when she fell over and cut her leg, gravy came out
  12. Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything thats cos you eat fish oh bring on the school days of cussing, i was so crap at it Your mom's so fat, when I was shagging her the other day I burnt my ass on the light bulb
  13. Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything
  14. With a 22 mile round trip you should get two weeks worth of petrol PS: I'm not far away from you at all
  15. ditto You can't cos your a spastic
  16. Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline?
  17. Sarnie

    E46 M3

    Are you a gypo?
  18. Thats a triple 4000 post celebration What about my 13,000
×
×
  • Create New...