Sarnie

335d is 6.1 according to the BMW site: http://www.bmw.co.uk/bmwuk/pricesandspe ... 3D,00.html 0.2 secs is nothing...........the zed may beat it slightly over certain distances but your never gonna take chunks out of one or actually overtake one if he is giving it some too......

...........................she got on the speak your weight machine and it said "one at a time please''

Yo mamma's so dirty, she has to creep up on bath water!

Your moms so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her

Your moms so fat everytime she wears high heels she strikes oil

Your moms so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

Your moms so fat she has to iron her clothes on the driveway

so thats why the thread was split pmsl damn it I got the whoring disease of sarnie... or was it his mum Your moms so fat she has a lifeguard for her cereal bowl

Your moms so fat she deep fries her toothpaste

Your moms so fat, when she fell over and cut her leg, gravy came out

Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything thats cos you eat fish oh bring on the school days of cussing, i was so crap at it Your mom's so fat, when I was shagging her the other day I burnt my ass on the light bulb

Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline? Yep thats really true in fact I know everything

Like it needed twisting

With a 22 mile round trip you should get two weeks worth of petrol PS: I'm not far away from you at all

ditto You can't cos your a spastic

PMSL

Which company is that Jay? Probably a sideline of ESR to keep the business flowing directline Is that cos you mum owns the car and as a named driver you earn your own NCD with Directline?

Are you a gypo?

Son??? Your 11 yrs old

Thats a triple 4000 post celebration What about my 13,000

No ta

Get rid of the wheel mania centres and get a stubby

Awesome