that's a joke, and a bad one at that. Rick I feel for you mate, but I don't think this is uncommon...
The thought of all of our personal info being stored by the government (Bio ID thing) and accessed by anyone working for a "subcontractor" is scary.
I used to know someone who was a software programmer on a medical program for doctors and he could access all kinds of personal stuff and he's a right plank, who takes drugs and would most definitely use the info for his own benefit, financial or just nastiness.