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LOT 'S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot 's wife Looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason Interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she was Driving,' he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a Telephone pole!'

Go on you know it makes sense

Well done,nice car and good price. Enjoy and take care

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done, I'll just have a few pints less tomorrow night. All the best

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I'm also 5'10" but dont have a problem with the seat, I do have the back set quite upright.

It says 'Sorry, the page you were looking for could not be found' when I click the above link... +1

I picked up a 54 plate Punto with 16k on the clock for £3,500 12 months ago, great little car no problems

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While I was driving down the A64 the other day (going a little faster than I should have been), I passed under a bridge only to see a copper on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. His mate, waiting in the layby further down the road, pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk asked: 'Runway too short?' To which I replied: 'I'm late for work.' To which he asked: 'What do you do?' I responded: 'I'm a rectum stretcher' The copper was surprised and confused: 'A rectum stretcher, and just what does a rectum stretcher do?' 'Well,' I said, 'I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet.' Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously : 'And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?' To which I politely replied : 'You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge.' Speeding ticket: £60.00 Penalty Points : 3 Court costs: £45 Look on copper's face: Priceless..

I've already apologised and asked for them to be combined

Maybe me being a grumpy old git but I am sick of these so called reality programmes, cos it's not real, 90% of it is rehearsed and edited tolook real. Never watch them now.

Sorry mods seem to have posted twice can you combine please

Don't see why, there are widely available databases of speed cameras, is this any different?

Just read a post from a member who got pulled doing 98mph by an unmarked police car. Would there be any mileage in building up a database of unmarked police cars that members had spotted, maybe make, colour, registration if possilbe, area spotted. I assume we wouldn't be breaking any law? and may save one or two of us a few points

Just read a post from a member who got pulled for 98mph on M25 by an unmarked car. Could there be some mileage in building up a database of unmarked cars that members have spotted, make, colour, Reg if possible and area spotted.

Thanks Martin, might give it a try

Martin, been thinking about BT Vision, cannot get a Sky signal, is there anything worth watching on it?

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Off topic, but where have you been Sinbad