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Andy

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  1. Could do with a set myself as my Veilside spoiler weighs a tonne plus i'm about to start work on my hatch lid
  2. 7's cool woth me
  3. Wouldn't it be ironic if the post about closing a previous post ended up with more posts?
  4. 1. Zedrush 2. Limiter 3. Andy +1 4. N15MO 5.Sl114 collected Are we doing grub + drinks or just using it as a meeting point?
  5. Andy

    LONDON DOCK MEET

    No where fast Especially with Jay driving against the flow of traffic!
  6. J, the date is wrong at the top
  7. Andy

    LONDON DOCK MEET

    Idiot! The tunnel is northbound and the bridge southbound!
  8. Fine with me
  9. Arse shaving wierdo I think Yes and J is the leader of the group and the most experienced!
  10. Andy

    LONDON DOCK MEET

    Thurrock and Bluewater are 5mins from eachother, the tunnel and Mahoosive litted up Bridge is inbetween the two When I went to your parents house I went through the Tunnel....I think Yes, thankyou J, I know where the tunnel and bridge are and what they are!! I was just unsure if Thurrock was on the north or south side and vica versa with Bluewater! My parents are in Surrey and I live in West Sussex, both south of the river unless something amazing has happened overnight!
  11. Andy

    LONDON DOCK MEET

    I'm getting confused as to which side of the river Bluewater and Thurrock are now. Goddamnit!!!!!!!!! However, tunnel run is all good!!
  12. Any date in November and December for me apart from the 15th & 22nd December. Apart from those dates I don't have anything booked that can't be changed for November, December and January
  13. Andy

    LONDON DOCK MEET

    Ah crap, no tunnel run then
  14. I'd leave them alone and save your money as you'll need it to buy more mods to copy me when you next see my Z
  15. Andy

    LONDON DOCK MEET

    Is that the one we went to before? Either way, I am up for it!
  16. Andy

    SVA test

    Hi mate. Glad you got the car sorted in the end!! Where in Surrey are you?
  17. Nice one mate but the question is...what are you doing on here!! You should be out shredding rubber!! Oh and.....
  18. I was all set to say shoot him at dawn for it but then I saw it and it's not that bad at all but the question is why bother??
  19. Mate, that car is gonna get thrashed AND i'm on there insurance not mine Can I come up this weekend and have a go!! 350z-uk pool car!!
  20. Gutted to hear about the accident mate but fair play for the hire car!!! Remember, nothing drives like a hire car!!
  21. I have a standard head unit (non-bose) that can be available. To take the doors off depends on which side. Passenger: Take the silver metal look plastic strip out and there will be one bolt (10mm socket) recessed at the top of the handle then 3 further bolts that should be visable once the whole handle is off that run along the length of the door. There is also one nut or screw (I forget which) that is behind the door pull. Pull the door opener out as if you were opening the door then remove the piece of plastic at the back and the nut/screw is at the back. Drivers: Pretty much similar apart from there is no silver handle piece. Once the bolts are all off it is a case of simply pulling the door card from the bottom until the clips come out. Work round the door then lift up once all the clips are off. You will then have to unclip the two pieces of flexible metal that are attached. Simple enough, they are to do with the door locking and simply lift up and out...will be obvious when you see it. Sorry if it's a bit of a rushed explanation but i'm off out so have limited time! Have a search for the Bose headunit compatability as there are a few threads about it on here already. The rear speakers are a bit involved and you have to remove a few panels...i'll stick it up later tonight if I get the chance
  22. No worries mate! Felt the need for a laugh this morning and got sent these via email so thought i'd share!! Loved yours as well!
  23. Welcome to the site!! Happy Z'ing!
  24. Congratulations guys! I'll keep my eye out for it!
  25. A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his Cows frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless like statues. It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never thought anything like this would happen. The realisation of the situation then dawned on him. With his entire livestock gone, how would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids? How would he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in his hands, trying to come to terms with his impending poverty. Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the old lady. The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his predicament to the woman. Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon back to normal and chewing the cud. One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was full of healthy animals.The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a repayment for her deed. She declined his offer and walked off across the field. A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer. "You know who that was don't you?" asked the passer-by. "No" said the farmer "who?" "That was Thora Hird." A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it, doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancé is still a virgin, in every way". The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your Willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." The Doctor took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and taped it all together... an impressive work of art. The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room, he rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She says, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at this... still in the CRATE!" After her outburst on Breakfast TV, a Psychologist has denounced Heather Mills-McCartney as clearly unballanced. Sir Paul has phoned in saying that normally a couple of beermats under her left foot does the trick!
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