Wot he said
Are you looking for a hatch or bigger?
I'd say S4 all the way (but be prepared to change the chrome mirrors), or maybe an E39 535/540i if you want some oversteer. No one does understated like Audi.
S3, R32 or your suggested Clio's for hatches, although the MkV GTi may be more understated.
From Audi the 3.2 A3 Quattro would fit the bill, preferably with DSG.
http://search.autotrader.co.uk/es-uk/ww ... x_mileage= =
By the way, I think the Q car tags originates from war ships disguised as local fishing boats to avoid attention
That A3's a damned good sleeper. It looks poverty spec almost from oustide. The fact that its a local car is appreciated too.