happy b'day, tiger
and remember nows the time to make up a card with your personal details on, tie it on with a bit of string round your wrist, so if you get lost, and you can't remember where you live, someone will be able to get you home again.
on a positive note, you've gained 64 years of experience, and we're all the luckier for having you here to share it with us.
now shut up and sit quietly in the corner