I know you're just saying that, unless you can read like a demon .
2 Minutes is plenty of time to read that
The gunk of probably the wax that is put on cars when they come out of the factory for transportation. Should come off with a steam clean
How much
A Bicycle is the answer This one would be cheaper on insurance, and a darn sight faster than a fox
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=3WwlftQDIgc