Years ago I went to a christmas party, I had one glass of wine very early and then nothing after that and ate a 3 course meal, I was well clear.
Drove home with wife (then girlfriend), not going too fast until some dusch was right up my @rse so i sped up, stayed within the speed limits (ish) only after about 2 miles for that dusch to be the police, queu the blue lights.
Absolutely shat myself, one for thinking I was going to get done for speeding and then being convinced I was over the limit.
Anyway, coppers asked if I had been on an advanced driving course as they couldnt keep up (lol) I'm not that great a driver - and then asked if I'd had a drink, I said yes so they breathalyzed me.
Then, told me I'd blown it!! (Now having a heart attack).
Then said no actually blown up the machine, it had been faulty all night and was now broken. Heart rate still at about 250 bpm.
Told me to get on my way and drive a bit slower lol.
I love Norfolk plods.