The Bounty Bar Kid

Black NL07 350Z Hi!

Well I ran quotes for an unmodified car, just to get an idea of the costs from different insurance companies, and mine ranged from £650 to £4000. Directline quoted £1500, which for a major company I thought was ridiculous! Anyways, then going to £742 with all mods declared and covered doesn't seem so bad now looking at some of the horror quotes out there!

1) I cost my cornflakes every morning with lead filings and 99Ron fuel. 2) I cut the grass by pouring petrol over it and setting fire! 3) I chew on wild rabbits as a snack. 4) I blow my tyres up with my mouth. 5) I shave with a bowie knife. 6) I changed my oil and used my teeth to get the sup plug off! 7) I too changed my oil and drank the waste! 8) I eat my dinner with a pitch fork and machete. 9) My cat has been trained to be the local drug dealer 10) I drive a pick up truck. The manliest vehicle in the known universe 11) I am ians cats best customer 12) When servicing my car I don't use ramps, I hold my car up with my knees 13) I wear barbed wire instead of socks 14) I brush my teeth with a wire brush 15) I drink sand 16) I can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. That's twice as fast as my car. 17) I used hair straighteners to smash my teeth out when I got bored cleaning them. 18) when I cook tea I often cut my own finger off as a snack. 19) I ate Ian's cat because it gives short measures 20) I use sandpaper condoms. 21) I do my own electrical work - stripping wires with my teeth - and leave the supply on whilst doing it. 22) When I do push-ups my body stays still and the earth moves up and down 23) I pop into fine haberdasheries and say "Your hats are less than exceptional." 24) I got into a knife fight. The knife lost 25) I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok, I cut down trees and I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra - I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear papa...............is this the right thread ? 26) I aspire to turbo/supercharge everything I own, this includes the microwave 27) Even as a kid I could anhialate everyone at a game of conkers......USING MY LEFT NUT 28) When the Olympics found out G4S couldnt provide the security required they asked me if i could do it, but i was too busy drinking beer and nailing strippers. 29) Not only do I pee standing up, I'm doing a handstand, not standing on my feet 30) I don't wash the dishes they wet themselves in fear 31) The exotic dancers at my local Gentleman's club know me by name.

10. I once got arrested for trying to mate with a train on the Circle line.

Can't base it on sex? Rubbish. They still do it. Tried out some quotes to test that theory. They failed.

Both of them. Why the hell would anyone stand up when they can sit down and reduce overspray. Better when u sit down and are naked. Feels more relaxing.Ps sitting down gives me more time to go on this site on my phone.

4. I get my back waxed. 5. I prefer to use ladies deodorant. 6. I get my body hair waxed off or shaved, including arse and balls 7. I mix lynx shower gel with dove triple moisturing shower gel so I smell nice and have soft skin. Oh and I use exfoliating gloves.

yeah the good looking bit screws me over too.

1. I never pee standing up, apparently this is not normal manly behaviour 2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match. 3. I remove long hairs from my eyebrows. 4. I get my back waxed.

2. I have many different watches, to match specific outfits and shoes/boots to match.

That's never going to happen. The V5 is issued by Swansea AFAIK, which is why when changing private plates over at the local offices you always end up with a wait before the V% comes through the door. I was just thinking about getting a receipt to say you've handed in the V5C2 to the DVLA, so you've applied to be the new registered keeper. It would be sent internally and you could get a receipt from them possibly to say they have received it to be sent to Swansea.

Cheers fella! Unfortunately that wasn't an option as Stoke man had filled in the V5C2 form with his details but never bothered to send it off. I asked the DVLA if I could do it at a local office but was told the only way to 'over write' his details would be sending it along with a completed V62 form to Swansea which is what I did. I guess I could have sent it 'internally', getting the local DVLA to send it to Swansea (and getting a receipt from them) but from past experience it's MUCH quicker to send it yourself via Special Delivery. S. True, but I was thinking that even sending it internally, if you got a receipt from the local DVLA along with the car tax and insurance certificate you would be able to get the car released. yeah it'd take longer to receive the actual V5, but if the police would accept a receipt from the DVLA local office, then you'd be all sorted! Anyways, like I said good luck missy!

My dad said that you should have done this... You could have insured the car straight away, just tell them that you are the registered keeper, then get them to send you a copy of your insurance certificate via email then print it. Take that to the Post Office with your V5C2 (green slip) with your details filled in. Then go to your local DVLA office to get physically give them your V5C2 so you can get the car registered in your name and also ask for a receipt of this, so you could show it to the Police. All done in a day, so car would be registered in your name by the end of the day so insurance not invalid. Hope you get it all sorted out!

Lol.

Got the day off, sorted out my insurance, so now off I go to Farnborough to check up on my house. Anybody around fancy saying hi??? Thought I'd ask, could make a dull boring trip more interesting, if I stopped off somewhere along the way to meet some peeps and drool over some Zeds. Travelling from M25 Juntion 7. Can either go down the A3 then A31, then A331 or just down the M3. Leaving at about 11.45, sorry about the short notice. Lol.

My bro ran them on Eagle f1s or michelin pilot sports. can't remember, but they make all the difference!

Ha Ha! What are the chances! Lol.

Fair play, wasn't too sure if I was doing something wrong.

Were you in the Duke's head car park? Put up a spotted post on here. Thought it might have been you or maybe someone else.

Yeah that was me! Lol.

30 years old. Decent area I thought. Car as in signature, all mods covered. 3 points from last year SP30. No accidents. 5 years no claims. £742 But this was the cheapest I could find it. Shame. But anyways Thanx to Sky Insurance!

Oh nice!

On my way home today, I was driving past the Duke's Head Pub in Wallington at about 6.30pm. As I drove past I spotted a Silver 350Z in their car park out of the corner of my eye! Anyone from here???