I'm not into flash ones either, with flashing lights and equalises : surrender:
Pioneer do some nice understated DD ones
The DD you linked to is a generic chinese copy that does everything but pretty much all badly...
I poke the hole in the top of the Scotch pies that are sold in the canteen. I know its not the most glamorous job in the world, but its important none the less!
All depends what you poke the hole with